Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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Top comments
n3rdzgotskillz 29
It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?
DogsPaw 16
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
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Comments (306)
shannon37323 6
Seems a little fast.. I know it only takes once but id ask for a paternity test.. It takes a few weeks after sex to even show a positive test
freshlybreezy 15
OP didn't say how long ago they had sex. For all you know, it HAS been a while and that's why the test is positive.
IamAbc 2
Once is all it takes.
EyesofStone 27
Why exactly do some people think that you can't get pregnant the first time? The first time is pretty much the same as every other time...
michaelray 4
They make a pill that is 99.9% man
Haven74 6
My first child is a 0.1% result of that 99.9% effective pill.
honeytrixx 0
Remember my moto.... Don't be a fool!! Wrap Ur tool
ultra_notorious 26
You're hott!!!
heitwl 1
Congrats! Get over the poor me, you are going to be a father so grow a set and be their for mom and your child.
theravenalmighty 9
Stupid kids not wearing condoms. Better call MTV.
bspiper87 7
I need a beer
grannygruber 6
You asked for a pic, you got one. Besides, usually after the first trimester a pregnant woman turns nempho for awhile due to raging hormones. Enjoy the ride!
KBear3109 29
137- That's actually usually a 2nd trimester thing. 1st trimester is usually tons of morning sickness and sore boobs.
katie_did16 3
That is why he said AFTER the first trimester.
nicopasselebac2 0
Wait a while before dropping her then! Enjoy the ride a little longer!
williamcarter93 13
It only takes one sperm