Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?
DogsPaw 16
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
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Comments (306)
Grimnirwher9 21
Don't act so suprised. Don't you know ALL pregnancies are started by having sex only once? granted, that one time isn't alwasy the first time, but one time really is all it takes. I you don't know that, you probably shouldn't be having sex in the first place.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Well then, man up. Pregnancy is always a risk of sex. I got pregnant my first time too, and I deserved it 100% because I was dumb enough to rely on withdrawal. As it was I miscarried at 3 months, but I was 100% ready to care for that child had I not. Better get yourself in that mindset.
Ashley1722 3
This reminds me of the Bad Luck Brian tweets/memes that are all over Twitter and Facebook...
bearkat420 3
It only takes one time. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
RaVeN53 7
As long as its unprotected sex you always have the chance of pregnancy I have no sympathy for you
furfantasies 0
You better not abandon her and make her raise it on her own.
Takainthemachine 0
And once is all it takes....congratulations Daddy!
cmwhitehead 2
It's not yours. She has been ******* around on you.
SuperBoned 0
I'm the OP and to clarify, no we didn't use protection, it had been a couple weeks after, & we have every intention to follow this out completely and together. 100- I thought the same at first.
soad2014 7
That's wonderful to hear OP. Do what's best to stay in the child's life :)
Lorysa 11
Good luck to both of you. : )
Jenmic 16
"You can't get pregnant the first time". It amuses and saddens men at the same time how stupid people can be. I wonder who the idiot was who came up with that myth.
Haven74 6
I'd be willing to bet it was some horny teenage boy... who soon found out he was going to be a dad.