Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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downtime 13
So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...
DogsPaw 16
Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.
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hahaiseeyou 0
well everyone got a free show
PantyGAMES 10
But was it a show anybody wanted to see? I'm assuming that because she was wearing a bikini, at least she was, but her boyfriend could be extremely unattractive. Who knows?
xlord 27
When in doubt, whip his out?
hecallsmedarlin 7
14- they BOTH could be unattractive. Oooor they can both be really attractive. That has nothing to do with the fact at hand; everyone got a free show. No matter what they look like.
PantyGAMES 10
I'm simply saying: is it a show they wanted to see? ^_^
thesubconscious 9
Most **** sites are free:)
auzz1_pride 9
34) I think you are on the wrong FML
uJelly24 1
YOLO OP,but you might not wanna try that again ;D.
Trisha_aus 15
We've all had to deal with wardrobe malfunctions, I would laugh it off.. And pay the fine.
Snooki724 0
Hahaha
reddawn1985 12
If only you where in Europe then I'd be fine
eccentrix 12
London is in Europe.
CaramelMacchiato 13
14 - You don't have to be attractive to be able to wear a bikini.
TheRealMakarov 4
And where was I ?!
DogsPaw 16
Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.
Killuhk 8
Stupid anti-flood protection crap..lol i've tried commenting this for a few minutes now just to type, "pay back?" Lol
thesubconscious 9
I guess she meant to pull them down...
KBeatz 5
Because "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"
syley 5
After all 49, things aren't nearly as embarrassing with someone else doing it.
ucoolgirl31 20
49 - more like "if my tops going down, so are your swim trunks!!"
onlyoncamera 0
Exactly
Killuhk 8
You should have pulled the, "but officer, we were only trying to get rid of our tan lines" card...lol
boofgall 16
That doesn't happen enough to be considered a card!
ferrousWheel 6
not to mention that they're in the UK. What tan lines?
maosquare 18
Fake tan lines.
stompic 2
you just made my day :D
yoursucklives 36
i know that you were in panic, but why exactly did you pull down his pants? anyway, i find this rather amusing.
citymayer 7
Probably bc she was too confused and trying to get him to put her down.
angelamhill 7
You should of explained. :o
alyshasocool 8
*have.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Like the officer gives a **** about an explanation.
Mauskau 36
Duckface = not attractive. Sorry sweetie.
Z03y 7
Me sentiments exactly, 80!
reddudeover 2
Next time use your words.
siberianhamster 17
Maybe, There were no words...
eggmarie 25
Using my words here: Your profile picture makes you look like a huge douche.
reddudeover 2
Using my words as well: That's completely arbitrary, this picture was put up as a DIRECT response to some one calling me flabby. And you judging someone by a picture makes you a bitch.
Shrike 24
So what you're saying is that you're such an insecure douche that a petty insult caused you to change your profile pic in response? D'aww.
Rowdey 10
And 54 calling herself awesome isn't douchebaggery?
reddudeover 2
78 - People change their profile pics to match jokes all the time, the change in pic ALSO matched the comment that I left. Wouldn't the MORE insecure douches be the ones attacking people online?
ThaNamesBooth 10
Attacking people online...you mean like calling someone a bitch? Whoopsies....
Lizza330 28
That's part of the reason why if I ever go to the beach I would wear one of thoese tankini things.
z563 8
What's a tankini? O.o
Ninjasaurus18 9
Tankinis are horrible and give you weird tan lines. Believe me, this is the first year I've worn a bikini(parents' rules that I couldn't before) and it's much, much better. And you don't have a swimsuit?
kimmi41509 10
Tankinis are better than one-pieces in my opinion.
onlychildFTW 34
What is a tankini? Is it like a one piece?
FMLshark 12
How about you all ******* Google it.
downtime 13
So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...
l23VIVE 17
Will OP marry me?
mrtjawesome 14
oh, this isnt the naked beach? *poker face*
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Nude*