Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
Maxine17 8
Well, least he told the truth!
_xxkitkatxx_ 0
Yeah, but I don't think she wanted to hear it.
quirinus 0
so did you get him a sammich?
Skull_300 0
Ah yeah, and get me a sammich too!
youreanidiot 0
ydi it for dating shallow losers...
inconvienentgurl 0
YDI for posting that on fml n just leave him he'll appreciate the time he did have u then...n be hatin cause he let u go but really...THATS NOT AN FML ur that desperate for an fml u put that? way to go ppl who moderate...
resonant14 0
It'd be better if you would have starting TEARING up... and like shredding things. THAT would command some attention - **** whining.
girandwogpig 0
Well I hope you fed the man!
FMLrockzdude 0
so go make him a sammich!
sukatlife 0
um. I'm not sure but this fml was posted the day me and my gf broke up and it was cuz we never saw each other. I also say I'm hungry A LOT
your_mother 0
girl get in the kitchen and make him a sammitch
popoman 0
What were you doing out of the kitchen? If you were a good girlfriend, he would never ask that question.
Penetration 0
#92, I'm waiting for an FML from him about his girlfriend not makin' him a sammich.
vjj 0
Reckon he got his sammich yet?
Elphieba 4
If we get in the kitchen we poisoin your food.
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
DarthVader77 9
Sure, I'd take crying over eating any time. ;). Wait... I won't.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#3- I took it as more of she's opening up to him and trying to communicate about their relationship, and he couldn't care less and completely tried to deviate from the topic.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
omghehehe 0
Yes, some guys don't know what to say. Its obvious when he said he was hungry or maybe he really was starving??? But really it sounds like a Timing thing.
The_Pleb 0
2ND! O and get back into that kitchen and make your guy a sammich
DefyingGravity 0
That was Douchy...
sukatlife 0
Nancy, r u one of the people commenting/ posting this fml????!!?!
coco22_fml 0
dump him
sprc 1
maybe you should find yourself a new bfriend.
justmyluck1212 0
Emotional people freak me out
skullet 0
go make him a sammich then.
racerapj 10
Really "I'm hungry?" wow