Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my partner was sent 450 miles away by the army, after he had been home for only 22 hours. Yesterday they told him he could come home for two weeks. I guess the British army doesn't want me to be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
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DBkkk 0
That is mad messed up. Go spend some time with him. I betchu he loves you that's what counts.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Jeez, your family is selfish. Maybe appease them both and do things as a family and invtie your boyfriend?
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Comments (94)
DBkkk 0
That is mad messed up. Go spend some time with him. I betchu he loves you that's what counts.
AlwaysDeserveIt 0
YDI for not realizing that the ******* woman that gave birth to u is more important then the man who gives u orgasms
OzzyTheGiant 14
YD not being given birth to
OzzyTheGiant 14
YD not being given birth to
badbunny 0
yeah, they're retarded.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Jeez, your family is selfish. Maybe appease them both and do things as a family and invtie your boyfriend?
brittanyg93 0
I my boyfriend had been in Iraq for six moths there is no way I'm going to spend time with him and my family at the same time. I would hate to have to divide my attention. I would want as much alone time as possible alone with him, not sharing him with my family.
Timmead 0
Me too. Let's all spam her; teach her not do something so ******* stupid.
MNSam86 0
YDI for dating a soldier
STAZ211 0
#8, you're an ass. **** you.
jjcastillo 0
douche bag.
Zazu7711 0
#8 is right, Assface
GriefBacon 0
STFU asshole.
asdf1 0
i dont get it
zach5432 3
he's a soldier dummy
depechemode 0
Well Grace Jones, tell your family that you are just a slave to the rhyt- uhm.. dze boyfriend for the next couple of weeks no?
haweb 0
So? You explain that to them and ask them to be understanding.
MiaKong 0
Families are usually anything but understanding.
haweb 0
Yeh, you're preaching to the choir on that one. In any case, it's either that or she can stfu about it and just go on hanging out with him as she was before. (I'm not sure why my reply ended up here? It was in response to a "Families are usually anything but understanding")
expen_dable 0
just another exciting night for Timmead