Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
spellfire 0
WHY are you dating a tamagotchi? It only has a number of hard-wired responses, and your over-complicated demand didn't fit into the pattern! At the very least give it a test run before calling it your "boyfriend"--just a number of unpredictable inputs will reveal that its not developed enough for a human, much less can he handle a relationship! On the side note, how heavy is your boyfriend? It seems like eating is his default conditioned response each time he's stressed/confused/doesn't know how to react.
Dharman117 0
YDI for not taking the hint, you're a woman, and he's hungry.
endless_text 0
So many assholes here. Your boyfriend sounds really insensitive. I mean, maybe you were being whiny, I don't know, but if he's not seen you in two weeks, and this is a regular thing, and he doesn't have a good reason for being like that, then he's probably not worth dating in the first place.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Of course he is hungry, the OP has been away for two weeks. Bitch should have stopped by to drop off some sammiches before and he wouldn't have been so distracted. nomnomnom
DLT_17 0
dump him. obviously if he ignores you and then just doesn't take you seriously he was waiting for it.
Chanexy 0
get in the kitchen then, geez, he's trying to give you a hint
kawaii_chan 1
That's so sad =(
spellfire 0
yep, it is. *heart*
BritishHobo 0
The next person to say the word sammich is a ****.
Aldebaran_fml 0
1-FML for having such a boyfriend. 2-YDI for tolerating that.
The_Pleb 0
sandwich