Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
gramie 8
#19: If he'd given her the time and attention she deserves I guess the question is whether she indeed does deserve the time and attention. Some people think that she's being whiny and needs to get her act together (i.e. be someone worth spending time with). Others (like you) feel that he is neglecting her. Neither side can offer any evidence, except for their own biases, for choosing one position or the other.
nyuu1234 0
what a kikass bf u picked
Bobresurrection 0
you might be nothing him too much.
alex_vik 1
Holy shit, a whole two weeks? Oh my goodness, how could you even last that long without seeing him? /sarcasm. YDI for being overly emotional.
realsiq 0
oh god, another FML where a girl tells her boyfriend something and he gives her a douchebag response YDI for being a whiny, overdramatic bitch
ozymandias_fml 0
Don't be selfish. He hasn't seen you in a long time either -- why burden him with you being a big baby? Act like an adult -- don't try to drive him away... Can you real blame him if he was avoiding you, if that's how you act when he does make time for you?
The_Pleb 0
YDI for being a girl
ultraslick 0
YDI, it's been two weeks. The tears were a bit much. Nothing a guy likes more than an overly emotional girl
maxv_15 0
stop being such a selfish bitch
whysoserious22 0
is this an fml because u ran out of ham? cuz ur man is hungry, make him a sammich.
The_Pleb 0
No No... she forgot to pick up a couple of onions **** your boyfriends life, he should get a girl who knows what her job is