Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
mad92679 1
hahahahha and you think your "pimpin"? ... no sorry babe, dont think so.
gothymama 0
YDI for not makin' him a sammich before telling him that! I'm sorry, I had to. You don't deserve it, FYL.
SbkidfromENY 0
im hungry now
BritishHobo 0
#11 You know, not all guys are morons who just want sex, and the moment a girl gets emotional go 'uh oh, the sex girl's saying things that aren't about sex... this is getting too heavy for me...' I can't be bothered to check if you're male or female, but I'm assuming you're either a sex-obsessed moronic douchebag, or you've only ever dated aforementioned cuntfucks. Wow, every time I comment on FML, I seem to swear a hell of a lot more. Guess you cuntfucks bring it out in me.
bitt3rsweet 0
I....feel for you. : I'm not gonna see my bf for another week.. that'll be a whole month in total.
triplethreat13 0
That's what happens with my best friend! He's the closest thing to a boyfriend I have, and he can't hold a serious topic for the life of him. I think there are very few guys who actually have longer attention spans than a squirrel.
roflmaonade 2
geez, woman. priorities! eat now talk later isn't that the fundamental rule of united states men and women?
souliloquy 0
You should have made him a sandwich before you told him that.
poeticvibez07 0
your response should have been "heyyyyy!! I have something for you to eat ;) "
FlyingDutchmen60 0
SLAP HIM!