Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
mishty3011 0
Dont worry ur not alone !! All guys are the same !
BritishHobo 0
No. No they aren't.
hey_dude_fml 0
Hell yeah we are. Some may just act stupid at first, but in the end no one is going to cope with all that whining. Really, no one here knows exacly how your relationship works but in the long run any guy would want to shoot himself in the head if his GF wont stop complaining every time they can spend quality time together...
Jaguaress 2
Dump him. He's obviously not at the same place you are emotionally, and isn't giving you what you need in the relationship.
verymarshi 0
mine got ME a sandwich
jebusandme 1
YDI for being annoying and needy get that dude a sandwich!
BritishHobo 0
Why a sandwich? Why not like, soup or... tirimasu?
giganticbrain 0
I was thinking ceviche, but hey, whatever....
dramakat11 0
your boyfriend = douche Move on.
triplethreat13 0
Most of the guys I know are like that. With a few exceptions, I know some really sweet guys I can talk to about anything. So not ALL of you are assholes. Just most of you.
stripedsweaters 0
YDI for being a whiny, clingy idiot. And this is coming from a girl.
carpediembaby 0
Seriously? Don't sit there and complain about him not paying enough attention to you. I am in the military... when you try and maintain a relationship while one half is in the Air Force and the other half is in college then go ahead and complain about not getting enough attention. Either they are there for you or they ain't. Be a REAL woman and don't whine and complain about it. Do what women do, fix it or leave it.
rebarbative 0
Oh yeah I saw that episode of Seinfeld this morning. George "I love you" Woman "Im hungry"