Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
ohJeeznotme 7
Clingy much? He probably has a job or other obligations other than you. Stop being selfish.
BritishHobo 0
Yeah, wanting to see your boyfriend more than once in two weeks is just CREEPY AND WEIRD, you big CLINGY STALKER. Oh, and make him a sammich, because that joke hasn't been done about seventy billion ******* times before in this comments section alone.
Matt_Nicholas 0
Stop being a dramatic ****.
repyourcliche 0
blunt.com/alsokindafunny kind of has a point though.
TheReceivingEnd 2
I'm hungry.
HotSauce_fml 0
Stop being needy and make him a sammich.
rockstarK9 0
YDI, the world doesn't revolve around you. Also, if he hasn't seen you in 2 weeks, do you really think the first thing he wants to do is deal with unnecessary drama?
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI
Witchcraft_fml 5
Theeeere it is! I was wondering when you were doing to show up with this comment.
AntiChrist7 0
It's a great, yet simple truth
Ellowise_fml 0
Haha :) Getting melodramatic much?? Doesn't mean it's the end of the relationship...
rosierosierosie 0
lmao, oh wow at you...seriously.
MissGreenT 0
Hey the mind works better on a full stomach doesnt it?
PutDownTheGun 0
The last thing a guy wants is drama. If you haven't seen him in two weeks and you act like this, he may just want to stay away. No man wants a leech for a girlfriend. So get him a sandwich and maybe his brain'll work better.