Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
quarty165 0
after two weeks of not seeing him you spent the time whining and crying? YDI
danceoo 0
um, enough about the hungry. two weeks? you were crying after two weeks? um...overreaction much. if someone did that to me i wouldn't listen either.
ragsy 7
If you spend all your time together whining at him it's no wonder he's never around. Tearing up? What a drama queen.
spicymonkey13 0
While it sucks to be you...that seriously cracked my shit up!
ohmandapants 17
He's dumping you dipshit.
rosemary_fml 5
if he was into you, this wouldn't be happening. time to break up with him.
roads 3
Why is this an FML? Clearly you were having a discussion about your current problems. Yours: Your desperation to feel wanted. His: His need and lack of food.
The_Pleb 0
To correct you Mr roads. Maybe his WANT for food
Tubasaurus 0
You should be happy that you got to see him, especially if it's your only opportunity to see him. He hasn't seen you in two weeks, do you think he wants to see you get overly emotional during your time together?
jonny2x4 0
He was probably wishing you'd suck something else of his beside his energy and soul with your selfish whining and crying.
aero_fml 0
Win
solar 0
Honestly wow guys...you guys don't need to bash on this one person. Either you guys are retarded, illiterate, and/or inconsiderate. Although it may have not been the best thing to break done. You guys still don't have to repeat the same thing over and over again -.-