Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
Dydy_fml 0
**** MAN, BOYS ARE LIKE THAT !!! THEY DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY AT ALL MAN ! THAT PISSED ME OFF .............
GumiiZ 0
Haha!! sounds like something i wud've said ;)
Ninjaface 0
Well, he is going to need the calories for the pity-sex. And to think your parents told you that whining wouldn't het you anywhere in life?
Shadow_vamp_503 2
Dump him. Immediately. and to everyone being bitchy, take a long look in the mirror. she wasnt whining, she was telling him a legitimate feeling. as for those sexist pigs who said go make him a sandwich, he can go make it himself, he's a big man. its not her job to feed him
NumberZine 0
Maybe try making your rare moments together happy instead of depressing? I don't blame him for changing the subject.
poetictragedy72 0
Sounds like my boyfriend. Good luck figuring out what to do with one of those.
Jarlais 0
why do women always have to get emotional and have the need to talk? why can't you just take life as it is and move on??
Jadie1 0
wtf i disagree with #119. that is ****** up. the girl got emotional because she hasnt talked to her bf in 2WEEKS. and thats not right for him to change the effin subject saying hes hungry. hes an ass trust me. dump his ass right then and there
ultraslick 0
#121 she said she hasn't spent time with her bf in 2 weeks, she never said they didn't speak. Even if they did, what's 2 weeks? 2 months i could understand. She has a right to want to see him, but to cry over 2 weeks? that's ridiculous, people live lives. Not everyone can spend the time they want with the people they want. She finally gets to be with him and instead of enjoying their time, she goes Melrose Place dramatic. You and her both need to grow up.
DJ_Grim 0
Go cry a river, build a bridge and get over it. God, if he's not paying attention to you, leave him. Your fault for being that stupid to date a guy like that.
Professor59 2
That dude is not your boyfriend. You just haven't figured it out yet.