Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML
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OhHushDear 11
That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.
ArsenalFan12 0
Lol drop him
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Comments (136)
tracylynn2014 0
Ouch.
TheDrudgeChild 4
It sounds like he was just goofing around, not a serious insult or anything. OP shouldn't take it so seriously.
Damn_Hippster 11
What a guy!
Discombobulated9 12
And you have put up with that for 2 years? YDI for allowing him to treat you like a doormat for that long. About time you put your foot down, girl. Or find a guy who actually knows how to treat a woman.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
I've never actually known someone who says shit like that when they're adults. I know kids find it funny to say in school.... But douches like that have to learn to grow up. It's been 2 years, either leave..... Or make him your sammich-makin bitch >:3
girl112891 7
Some men need to be trained to make their own food. If he's not trainable and full of demands, walk away.
ArsenalFan12 0
Lol drop him
xXxAPersonxXx 6
Drop him where?
ohSNAPyall 27
Drop him likes he's hot.
derpster 7
he's getting pretty hot, you might wanna drop him.
Pentium_4 27
2 years is a long time. how can you put up with that for so long?
LiyIa_fml 8
**** dropping him. Get a shotgun and blow his ass away
sinking_fish 12
85- Please continue your anger management classes. Doctors order.
Mash_SF 1
Empty as in his stomach is empty. Needs moar sammiches!
effedml 5
Exactly. Oh well, must mean OP is a good cook, right?
Mash_SF 1
Yes! She should be proud of her skills.
OhHushDear 11
That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.
StillSinging9594 0
That's the point of the FML!
Michael_92 20
I would consider finding a new guys, like one that actually appreciates you.
Michael_92 20
A new guy not guys. Gotta love autocorrect thinking it knows best.
OhHushDear 11
#33 I was merely stating that it was a bit sad if that was the most romantic thing he's said to her in two years. It must be pretty disappointing for OP if "I love you" or "you look beautiful today" weren't higher on the list than "I feel empty when you're not in the kitchen." Duh.
kittenvks 11
Get in that kitchen and make me something besides angry!!!!
nutella830 0
....the kitchen?
derpster 7
he probably feels empty inside because you aren't cooking him meals! get back in there and make him some food.
ICATiger 13
Why don't you shut the hell up and make me a sandwich???
Savra_fml 17
If a guy thinks a womans place is in the kitchen, it's because he doesn't know what to do with her in the bedroom. That, and because he is a *******.
traviemojo 0
Bitch make me a sandwich
superpoptart 24
And you put up with him for 2 years? He sounds like a douchebag.
EllyMo 15
Easily solved Put a kitchen appliance in every room of the house. That way you're always in the kitchen! And you might wanna do something about the romance... Or do an even EASIER thing and just leave him for a woman.
Akharr01 5
He is hungry:0