Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
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SeedlessMe 13
yes. you say the word 'treat' or 'cookie' in my house, you better be prepared with some for the beasts or you get harrassed!
Familia08 0
DUMBASS!
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Comments (103)
CYNNER 0
A lot of people are bad spellers and even more people can't spell in the air like that. Maybe your fiance is just a visual person?
Primus_fml 0
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Alot of the time when people spell something out like that it takes me a while to get what they were saying.
Thalymor 0
Same. I can spell fairly well, but I can't spell in my head worth crap. If someone asked me to spell a word, it might take me a minute to form it in my head and then say it out loud. The same would happen if someone was spelling to me and I wasn't writing it down. My sister was the one who won all of those spelling bees, not me.
smiley_ily 0
aha, maybe try it a little slowerr ? :]
raisonbread 0
mabe you should s-l-o-w down and not talk to fast.
jplumbob 4
that's just too funny. hope she understands when you spell. SEX.
amandalovee 0
LOL. wow shes a keeper(:
bishoprsv2 0
#4 Please shut up. We get it, at least you have a gf/bf, etc. You don't have to post that message every goddamn FML!
goingdown_fml 0
yep #1
hellomikey 0
Well it's unanimous: you are a retard. Thanks for the story though.
sexysue 0
maybe. he wasn't listening to you- maybe he thought u were talking to the dog either way not FML
omgtacos 0
ok your picture is... not right...
honeybunches34 0
WTF is wrong with u? that picture is seriously disturbing!!!!
omgtacos 0
some of you commenters are ****** up... the fiancé is a he not a she... look at the sex sign and nice title OP lmao