Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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patrikus13 0
lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while
sparda4355 0
You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0
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Comments (124)
patrikus13 0
lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while
b182link 0
it'd be "I love you, too" not "to" dumbass
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
My ex-girlfriend used to say "to" not "too" all the time when I texted her -_-
ScaughtieHolden 11
Mr. Rogers, I thought you died..
moleSG 6
Sounds eerily like a friend of mine who obsesses over his dog. If he truly didn't want to say 'I love you' to you, then FYL. If he still loves you, stick at it.
popoman 0
He does love you. He wasn't talking about an actual dog. He was talking about you, his bitch.
AA357 0
lmfao
EDGE1095 20
Logged in just to up vote this xD
wildabeast 0
wow, how stupid is he? most people woulda rolled with it, to avoid offending you like that. At least he's honest though
FBIWarning 0
Dog > Girl, kkthx.
bestnameright 14
There's a reason dog is man's best friend!
AkanishiSan 0
lol at the first poster.
tehhotness 0
maybe you should put out more
rukusrazor 0
Does he carry this dog in his purse when he's about town?
couragewolf9001 0
He's obviously into ***********, which would mean he's cheating on you with a dog. Cut him loose.
Adamjohn82 19
That's dumb af
sparda4355 0
You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0
avoid567 0
lmfao.