Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Benny_Lava 6
Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.
annanonomus 0
Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!
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Comments (133)
LemonStarship 5
FYL
PushMyButtons 5
big time. he is a douche.
gabby301 1
:(
ChubbyCake 5
You don't need someone like that, love. Want to marry me? lol But I am wondering if you did something wrong.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
agreed.^^ come on, what did you do? something has to have happened between "will you marry me?" and "this is a mistake."
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Indeed.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this is what happens when you refuse anal sex, was nearly a deal breaker for my marriage. luckily she swallows
pooper19 3
This reminds me of when I was with Jenna Jameson. She had anal-beads in all the time so it was hard for me to get in there. Afterwards she would wash them in the dishwasher.
the_flirtt 0
O_o easy guys this is not a **** chat site.
angeljewlz 7
I agree with 13. OP if it was after a heated argument I wouldn't worry too much about it. a lot of fights happen during the engagement and things are said that aren't true sometimes.
SmokingPanda 0
what a horible situation to be in im sorry op fyl
aardvarkish 17
very funny, 41
mrsavage 0
you must be a real bitch
annanonomus 0
Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
agreed^^^
hobojo11 0
at least he was honest anest aunest f*** i think it was the first one
megaluke 0
ydi for buying the ring a
DocBastard 40
Hobojo- you got it right the first time. Trust your instincts! :)
ricktos 0
64. I think you mean " honest"
haggymypants 3
it's the first one , dumbass.
jairolover 25
It's illegal to keep the ring, the ring is a promise of marriage and if they break up it has to be returned to the guy.
InfiniteSunshine 32
No, that is wrong. The laws towards the ring depends on the area. Generally though, the one who gets to keep the ring is the one that did not break off the engagement. The ring is a gift for the promise of marriage, therefore the one who did not break the promise gets to keep the gift. It's a way of supporting the wronged party that did not break the promise, yet still has to accept the outcome.
Fantastiic 0
Sucks to be yoi =)
knibbsy 4
Yeah, yoi is an asshole.
ktrose 0
Apparently yoi is, lol.
tease 0
you should havr told him that you lied when said "yes" just not to hurt his feelings because he already looks "lost" in life ;)
TheBestManEver 0
Shouldn't have said yes if you didn't know him well enough to know that this would have happened.
bonicr 0
Psychic huh? I'm sure the OP isn't though, so give her some sympathy.
Benny_Lava 6
Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.
syddyb 0
8 win!(:
cdc12345678910 0
HAHAHAHA AGREED:)
coNsperAZI 4
ya you are the load ur mother should have swallowed cuz ur so damn ugly
louie111887 0
dude you are my hero with a comment like that :)
whitey53 5
or he's only here because the condom broke.
IWABO2_ 0
Well its his choice to propose so how could it be an accident
futurepresentpas 0
Aww that's sad...
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
ha. loser.
ipod_addict 0
that sucks, break up with him