Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
At least he tried to be romantic! :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
The epitome of masculinity.
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The epitome of masculinity.
MrKlutch 1
The dog wanted to get into the action ;)
Ghoztencountr 0
This brings a whole new meaning to doggie style!! ;p
marinus_fml 20
20- That doesn't have anything to do with doggy style, and does not give doggy style a new meaning. Just putting it out there.
margie2194 12
Bitches be **** blocking.(said in a very stereotypical ghetto resonance)
Ghoztencountr 0
Gosh 33 it was just a joke ment to be taken light heart'd I know what doggie style is and I just wanted to do alittle pun on the story
StoryOfTheYear 15
46- You need to calm the **** down. Mmk?
Muslimgal92 0
This is just another memory to laugh at later on :) cheer up!
zombicidal 11
light heart would???
beckybecks20 8
YDI for saying bridal-style.
graham11 14
33- doggy style will always have the same meaning... But nice try!
Flocka_23 14
Funny, good dog!!!
geon_olam 17
this dog is evil
DrDilllonReese 12
That dog is ******* Cujo...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Error.
marinus_fml 20
You were? ;)
Justin23L 2
It never works like in the movies :/
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, I was meaning error in the sense that I had double posted somehow so I edited the second comment to this.
xShannonxSammyx 7
At least he tried to be romantic! :)
bitchslapped22 14
And it all came crashing down
SAgirl 23
True, but nothing can be romantic with a dog in the house. It will either eat it, barf on it, run over or off with it. In this case running off with the mood.
bitchslapped22 14
Or it will take a used condom out of the trash so OP's mother can find it. That's happened one too many times on FML
alexsam_fml 10
absolutely n it's not his fault. also he didn't put you back on ground within 5 seconds saying you are too heavy..that's what my boyfriend did. even my 14 yr old brother can pick me but not my 21 yr boyfriend.
starxshine 0
Ouch
twinkletoes747 16
That's when you get freaky then and there! Who needs a bed for that?
Justin23L 2
Well, they might need a doctor instead now
iam_yummylicious 12
What about the dog running about?
twinkletoes747 16
That's when you get freaky then an there! Who needs a bed for that?
twinkletoes747 16
Yay! Double posting. Thank you iPhone.
exotica_fml 6
not a FML situation, laugh it off
Insane_Tea 15
Hey the dog has gotta have some lovin' to!
cheeseboy77 0
maybe it's a hint to do doggy style?