Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
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Shelta957 13
Poor doggy :(
BlinkandRHCP 7
That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.
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Comments (103)
Shelta957 13
Poor doggy :(
JustinComments 3
How can you have a "romantic rendezvous" on a trampoline ?
FMLshark 12
You should probably stay on the bottom next time so you don't fly off of him mid-bounce, OP.
rockwind_ 5
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Cad6 24
I'm sure the dog was "flattered" by this performance. ;)
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Your dog was trying to save you by cushioning your landing... Too bad that didn't work out though
_LE4RN_ 4
#8, you must be either retarded, or don't know what rendezvous means. Here is the dumb mother ****** version for you: Romantic Rendezvous on a trampoline = Sexy Meet up on the bouncy!
DegrassixDigimon 5
I C WHA U DI THER
AFCA020 4
**** the dog's life.. You at least had sex
BlinkandRHCP 7
That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.
thiscrazything 1
Trampoline sex is the best, but only if you stay in the middle. Sorry for your dog. I'm sure he'll run and hide next time you get frisky.
ladyLALAA 29
^^interesting...
inlove72 11
That poor dog!!
Kog_Hiro 17
3- Your pic resembles the part of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Movie where the Rangers were sky diving.
TwinArmageddons 4
I think that's what it is
TwinArmageddons 4
I think that's what it is
DeadxManxWalking 27
Omg Is the dog ok?
KeyboardWarrior 10
No. It was later crushed by a full-speed locomotive. Tragic.
ClassyCommando 13
And the last thing he saw was two humans trying to imitate his style...on a trampoline.
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
When is a romantic rendezvous on a trampoline ever a good idea?
zachherbert 10
Tuesdays
krazykat794 0
It's not that bad if you stay in the middle and the tramp's big enough. But I was just kissing, so that might be a little different.
lucyinthesky420 10
Lol just a little...
Jiplo 18
too bad OP's never heard of nets.
_LE4RN_ 4
#50, agreed. Everyone says just "stay in the middle". Every trampoline I've been on has a god damn net.
Iknoweverything 29
When is having a dog anywhere in the vincinity during a romantic rendevouz a good idea? Last thing anyone needs to interrupt sex is the dog, whether barking, trying to jump up, taking a smelly dump nearby, or trying to lick you!
Comet_Candy 23
The wind stole our trampoline net and poles :/...
ilikeapplejuice 7
Romantic rendezvous belong indoors
shoopd 19
Or on the internet!
macguy4321 14
Or in hot tubs
kkjkidonthate 4
That's what beds are for , that and sleeping.
BeefyQueef 5
And touching yourself during the night :D *fap fap fap*
gators1995 30
I like sleep :-)
lil_ham1644 29
So boring #9! It's fun to do the deed in new and different places.
astronobob 0
TRAM-AP-OLINE! TROM-OP-OLINE!
LouisianaBob 9
homer?
astronobob 0
Yes! At least one person gets it!
ladyLALAA 29
Haha, win, I love that episode. All the kids end up sprawled injured in the yard..
Krirn 21
I can only imagine this happening if you were by the edge, or on a kiddy trampoline.
emmaweeee 0
I'm guessing it got a little bouncy...
eyecon502 13
Literally! :p
MrSassypants 34
No figuratively. It didn't get bouncy one bit.