Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me I need to stop staying up all night, because it's "really sketchy" and he feels "uncomfortable" not knowing what I'm doing, and why I'm awake. I'm an insomniac, I have been my whole life, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Top comments
Ragnir 0
FYL for being dependable
trippydoll 4
DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.
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Comments (53)
hatsuharumomiji1 0
wow sucks for you lol fyl
jf7609 0
umm, alarm clock?
cortezj 0
You should spend the night but not wake him up
cincin75 0
That is just a excuse, apparently. Go with dozens of condoms and beers, have a crazy night. Good luck.
Sungod 0
tipz 'n trickz for your boyfriend 1. Get rid of you 2. Buy an alarmclock 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
Notjustanother1 0
damn that sounds so familiar I am too a heavy sleeper , my alarm never wakes me up so I would do the same thing when I had to get up at 4:45am
pokerjedi 0
you sure it's not for sex too? that's the only reason I ask girls over.
coston89 0
I love you.
Ragnir 0
FYL for being dependable
afallingstar 22
alarm clock ftw
FYLDeep 26
Well maybe if you offered to make sammiches... Just saying...
CallMeHush 1
^^^^^ HaHaHaHa!
g3rusz 6
OR he always has to wake up at the same time, but prefers to be waken up by his girlfriend rather than an annoying alarm clock, thus whenever you spend the night with him, he turns off the alarm and asks you to wake him up?...
sourgirl101 29
I like how you sugar coated things. Good job.
LilAfo 4
lol i second that :)
buggybeauty 0
now you realize it, but i bet you'll still date him. loser. you're why women get used by men. I hate you.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Agree, except for the last sentence. More like don't care about you, OP.
Lqum26 0
WTF is wrong with you two? This isn't an fml. If you truly believe the only reason he's dating her is so she can be his alarm clock than your officially retarded. Men have to pay for all the expensive dinners and jewelry, so I doubt he'd be doing that to use her as a wake-up call, cause that would be one d a m n expensive alarm clock.
trippydoll 4
DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.
jplumbob 4
11 why in every post i have read from you are you yelling?
cmastabackhand 0
#4 is my hero FTW!!! bitch make him a sammich.
UNCmike 0
don't you mean "my boyfriend". get it right
Latch_fml 0
Bitches gotta be good for SOMETHING! Now get off of the internet and make him some damn dinner.