Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said, "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)
Epic_Fail911 15
your mom needs a boyfriend
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Comments (163)
crownlogic 25
Not to mention that she didn't even confront him about it (yet?) and she's just checking up on what he's been doing...I'm sure I wouldn't have liked it if my parents went through my things when I was younger, but I also had nothing to hide.
bonez519 3
ur moms rite. YDI she wouldnt be checking if u didnt have that crap on ur phone
darthrawn 0
Time to change your password.
amam96 7
I think the point is, his mom had no right to go tell his uncle and embarrass him like that. She also has no right to call those girls *****, and if she has a problem with anything on her son's phone she should take it up with him instead of snooping around.
theonlysweetpea 10
#91 Privacy doesn't have an age limit. It's a humane right. Plus there's a difference between a concerned parent, a neligent (sp?) parent,
chosha_fml 27
Don't change ur password. Delete what you don't want her to see and have fake conversations with friends that back up what you want her to think you are doing. A bit of a hassle, but worth it.
chosha_fml 27
Don't change ur password. Delete what you don't want her to see and have fake conversations with friends that back up what you want her to think you are doing. She deserves it for invading your privacy.
theonlysweetpea 10
Actually no it doesn't. That's human law for something way different. I'm talking about heavenly rights.
QueenSaru 28
'Heavenly rights' have nothing to do with earthly laws. jsfromga is correct, if the person is a minor, unless they are emancipated, they do NOT have certain privacy rights. The only one I'm aware of is that in my province, if you're over sixteen, a health care provider cannot tell your parents anything without your permission, but that could vary by province/country/etc. Of course this doesn't mean his mom should be snooping, because that's a very fast and short road to your child not trusting you and resenting you, but she does have every right to know what he's doing and where he is and with whom.
firemedic919 0
yes they are isn't it ****** great. can't complain at all. makes the world a better place
Namenlos_fml 20
How is that an FML?? Change the damn Password and call it a win!