epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thatssickkk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
loving grandaughter
United States
Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML
Hanna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
There's a time and a place
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
messyfamily
Australia
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
caught
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red-handed
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
badgrandchild
United States
Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML
T-Bear
College Station, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
ryan and Zack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
As you were
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
Grandson
Australia
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Top comments
HeatherXCore 0
I guess that's where she got her hearing AIDs! BA-DUM-CHING! =D
happygoluckyhh 0
Just because she's old she can't have a sex life? I know it must have been weird but you are saying that when you get over 60 or whatever age you have to stop having sex forever? No! There are many new sex toys and games such as oral or phone sex to experiment with these days. She never had those things when she was 20 so she's trying now. Go granny!
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Comments (44)
greenman_fml 0
old people scare me
necomni 0
HOT! XD
Rawr100 0
yes tis very smexy
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
That's awesome~!
Durf 0
i had a friend tell me that it's like a grilled cheese sandwich down there for old women :)
coolp3son 0
ummm.......ew?
tehman117 21
You have ruined sex for me.
Thatgirl299 15
WTF???!!!!!
Eladar 0
wheres the recording =p
Etc80 0
I didn't even know old people DID that. HAHAHA, I can't imagine that my grandparents would. But then they're overly religous. Good one, though. Hehe, FYL for hearing that.
bsaucedo 0
oh.my.god.
foxyouupp 0
cheer her on next time
RebeccaLeann 0
higfhjoigj lmao!
that_guy_you_are 0
She;s coming on to you dude. Remember, it;'s not incest if she's unconscious.