canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dislocated
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
fatcheeks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It can't wait
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
ShyBear
🌶️ Spicy
No more fun
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
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McGoldie 0
Bit of a mood ruiner hey?
Epic_Fail911 15
i guess he was punching you to stop
hraine 0
Well that blows...
rexgar2000 10
Good for your boyfriend, it was probably very intense ******* lol but anyway FYL
DynamicDave 11
That's how you know it's a quality *******! Enthusiasm + friction = awesomeness
SpruceDread4578 13
5- that joke sucked badly.
EvilPotato 15
Doctor- "ma'am how'd this happen." OP- "...um... I was giving my boyfriend a *******." Doctor- "..."
NeatNit 33
Good for you! It must mean he has a huge dick!
thorscope 0
There will probably now be a MLIB post "my schlong is so big, it dislocated my bitches jaw MLIB"
kbobcat 0
Doctor: now would you like to demonstrate how this happened? Op: ...
sexxxysydney 14
Your bf either has a huuuuuge penis, or you're doing it wrong.
gunmania0 12
Your life SUCKS!
fatgirllovesfml 0
Wow, that's one heck of a boner he got there!
angry_anonymous 5
OR OP IS A F*CKIN IDIOT AND RAMMED THE **** INTO HER MOUTH SIDEWAYS AND IT POPPED HER JAW OUT.
Keyman1212 14
You mad bro? You got the Billy Mays button stuck down.
Boygenius50 8
Lol Billy Mays button. Never heard it described that way xD
angry_anonymous 5
HAHA YOUR HILARIOUS, GET A LIFE YOUR MOM WANTS HER BASEMENT BACK
Boygenius50 8
*You're
HideouslyHuman 10
Win.
McDougal2013 0
Chode
Keyman1212 14
I know you're retarded, and you've tried to create an angry troll account for yourself, so I'll give you your first meal. I don't live with my mother, I have my own house, and more likely than not, it is nicer than any dwelling you'll ever be living in. Furthermore, my mother has cancer, so if you make another reference to her I'll have a mod look up your IP address, which will consequently give me the address to the government housing you and your miserable family lives in, and I'll replace your eye balls with your testicles, and I'll sew your mouth to your own anus, and finally, and I would frankly say most importantly, you suck a horse's phallus at trolling. Good day chodesicle.
blaherman 12
Good luck getting a mod to give you their ip, nobody in their right mind would give Someone information on another to cause bodily harm.
Keyman1212 14
My God, humor has died... Yes, I'm ACTUALLY going to go dismember somebody... You sir fail at living.
purplishzebraz 0
Love you dude
killak41 9
You my friend, are a boss!
KronikSplakkn 4
are you dating John Holmes ?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Dude I seriously could not stop laughing!
angry_anonymous 5
AND I SHOULD KNOW THAT ABOUT YOUR MOM HOW? EITHER WAY MY APOLOGIES AND I HOPE SHE GETS BETTER. AND HAVE FUN TRYING TO GET MY IP ADDRESS AND BEAT ME UP, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'D BE GETTING INTO.
angry_anonymous 5
ESPECIALLY IF YOU KNEW THE OCCUPATION OF THE BEST FRIEND OF THE INDIVIDUAL YOU JUST THREATENED.
angry_anonymous 5
PS DROP THE MACHO MAN ATTITUDE YOU ARENT TOUGH.
angry_anonymous 5
OH AND BTW I WON'T SAY THEIR OCCUPATION BECAUSE THEN WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THEM I CAN SNAP AND THREATEN TO STICH YOUR MOUTH TO YOUR ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY DO.
Syntax_fml 4
Drop the caps. You aren't yelling. And if you are yelling, you fail at Internet.
hiflier1012 3
Can we please stop talking in all caps?
eln3mo13 8
that's what happens when you date the jolly green giant
eurostar710 11
He will be telling ALLLL his friends. That's probably the biggest confidence booster for a guy. Haha
nunsrtight69 0
did you at least finish with a handie?
legitimmeee 0
What's is a ********?
z620 0
You better have finished it anyway
False_Stupidity 42
#284 there's this amazing thing called google, use it for any question that begins with 'what is...'
Jammy01jams 2
Don't scare him! Lockjaw is the most feared thing to a guy when receiving a BJ. Hospital encounter to get your mouth off his penis is awkward unless you're willing to rip his dick off. Oh also the fear that you may be a crazy both and bite our dick off. I never thought BJs were smart. Most vulnerable part of body into girls mouth with sharp teeth? Hmmm
tittymagic 0
Sorry I didn't mean to op...
theten_fml 9
Half horse half man
planckit 6
A bit of a mouthful aye?
thethingthatshou 4
Bet that's gonna hard to explain to your parents...
thethingthatshou 4
Bet that was hard to explain to your parents...
aPieceOfFruit 16
The entire male gender salutes you.
Duh_0811 17
when you're old enough, Google it.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
lovexbox 8
She could've been small lol
howdmynosego 12
At least it didn't get stuck down her throght
indielove 13
Good luck explaining that one at the hospital.
Buttsexpirate 9
The monster **** strikes again. It's been on the move, dislocating jaws across the country. Seems like it'll end up in new jersey next.
Georgieeporgiee 9
Sorry I can't put small objects in my mouth I'll coke.
Streeet_hayley 6
71- Yeah, I would coke too..
popples2112 2
It saddens me that you think throat is spelled that way.
jacob4848 4
It was so big that if he stuck it in any farther his balls would have broke both of her collar bones.
doodlingdavid 0
You only have one collar bone.
Sielune 8
102 - You have two clavicles, aka collarbones, with your sternum in the middle.
SkardeyKat 3
102 yeah I know someone that just broke BOTH collarbones. That must mean there's two.
Boygenius50 8
27, 61, 71, and 102 just made a fail train. All aboard!
max_wilder 9
Og mudbone perhaps?
DoubleDose 0
127 I just thumbed you up because it sounded correct with all those big words
zwak 0
No there's 2
ibedestinie 0
yeah um.. @GeorgieePorgiee hate to break it to you but small things can't dislocate people's jaws. see and i bet you thought you were being funny. well it's okay, some people laugh at dumbasses!
starburst7596 14
L
TuteSweet 13
lol 69 likes... I figures this was an appropriate FML to make that comment.
Chloe2008 0
I could not stop laughing!!
Corygerm 9
500 likes?! sweeetttr
liljim61290 4
Good luck telling your family how you broke your jaw! Haha
Bieberbabeyy1 0
that just made my night! :)
bamagrl410 31
Pretty sure 144's response just justified me reading all of this. And I thought I was just wasting time. Haha
SimoneDymond 3
So Sad.......
SimoneDymond 3
JAW BREAKERS! FTW
blinkingstarlet 15
lmfao
Sethro 1
or possibly her parents...
Sethro 1
Are you seriously that ******* stupid to think you only have one collar bone?
CaitlinChronic 4
Glad i'm not the only person that knows who OG Mudbone is.
fmlx24life 0
Hes my favorite boxer lolol
boxbrandon11 20
Dont chew on jaw breakers
beechild 2
Asians
mrjmaster1234 0
Wow
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Yeah, that sucks!
bizarre_ftw 22
Hey 3, I'm still a girl scout :).......
datoismyname 22
Obviously it does suck!
trgower13 0
I hope you kept going! Blue balls suck.
DrDilllonReese 12
Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Evander Holyfield... None pack the punch of your boyfriend's dick
Skater5679 4
He **** blocked himself!
abluekiwi 0
Nah, he jaw locked her.
CatEyes66 0
Ya, he cocked blocked himself with his own ****....must of sucked big time.
MrKlutch 1
He's probably wondering if she'll finish up later?
MrUnicorn 3
How does one manage that?
jfa236 4
That's dedication
robc32ca 4
Only if she made sure he was done
xmayne 0
Lucky him
Mr_Chow 5
Bitch on a pension suck my dong
Al_HyLo 5
trn on d b82rez
Timmeeh 17
At least he must be "gifted" in that area If you ended up with a dislocated jaw. What may not be good for giving oral is, I'm sure very good in other respects.
angry_anonymous 5
HES PROBABLY GOT A TINY **** AND SHE DISLOCATED HER JAW TRYING TO SUCK HIS ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME TO GIVE HIM MORE PLEASURE
angry_anonymous 5
OR HE'S SO SMALL SHE TRIED TO SUCK HIS ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME TO GIVE HIM MORE PLEASURE AND DISLOCATED HER JAW
CryMoreFMLs 15
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL STILL?! I NEVER KNEW! Turn it off, screaming in a rage isn't necessary*.... *sp?
Ferretface 13
135- Wtf?
angry_anonymous 5
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID, OBVIOUSLY SOME ESL LESSONS ARE NECESSARY FOR YOU KIND SIR
Doortje 30
Did he ask you to keep going?
Mister_Triangle 21
With her jaw messed up, she could open wider and go deeper. It would have been unwise to miss that opportunity.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
grahambertus 11
Im just gonna blow my load and say it, that sucks. Hopefully you don't have any oral reports cumming soon.
Zeke_Zimmerman 0
Sucked in