Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
And now you know that you are vastly more mature than the wee-wee woman whos womb you whee-wheed out of!
pinkwho 13
This is why you use the "log out of all sessions" button.
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Comments (13)
manb91uk 22
And now you know that you are vastly more mature than the wee-wee woman whos womb you whee-wheed out of!
pinkwho 13
This is why you use the "log out of all sessions" button.
RichardPencil 32
That sucks!
Herbert Blieweis 10
No, she sucks - obviously.
Hi_Five 7
I saw this days ago. Why is this happening?
ChakatBlackstar 29
"It might be faster for us to list the places my mouth hasn't been on him."
Dave_Davington 34
As long as it hasn't been on his poo poo, you should be fine.
bigdaddyeric 37
What are you 6 years old ? Or is your Mother so inhibited about sex that she also says bum- bum and boobies?
Shabnam Moghal 14
YDI. Who logs onto their messesnger from their moms phone?
HappyPickles 11
This is a difficult call: I really wanted to click "You Deserved It" because you published your own intimate texts to your mom's phone. But in the end I clicked "Yes, Your Life Sucks" because ... "your mouth has been on his wee wee..."
Takegami 22
Welp