Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said, "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
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Top comments
JTthePurpleNinja 5
They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)
Epic_Fail911 15
your mom needs a boyfriend
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Comments (163)
firemedic919 0
obviously your mom didn't mind that nut busting up in her so **** her
False_Stupidity 42
WTF?
leadman1989 16
Where do you find all these slutty girls?... I'm tired of all this respect me I'm a human not an object bull it's too much work to pretend. Sarcasm
thejedi08 10
thats when you say "at least they dont need a DNA test to see which brother is the father of their child!"
HomeAl0ne 20
I'll take a "****" over a "prude" any day.
CadyAsInKatie 8
Tiiime to change that password!
Shadow_Phantom 26
People aren't "*****," they just have more freedom with their sexuality. Seriously, your mom is behind on the times. FYL.
varkey 7
Are you being serious? You're decrying his mom as being behind the times because she doesn't approve of sexting? Personally, I don't care either way, but I can definitely see why his mom wouldn't approve - and she hasn't done anything drastic at all, like punish her son. YDI for not deleting those pictures off of your phone if your password is easily guessable. At least store them somewhere secure, for Christ's sake.
alannah1988 4
Tell one of those girls to text you saying she's 3 months pregnant and you're the father. That'll show your mom not to invade your privacy!! (:
KiddNYC1O 22
She's right.
GypsyRover 0
It's ok to be a ****,just not a *****!
DownWithSebster 9
Takes one to know one.