Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
clemsongirl13 0
At least you look young!
TrippingOnAcid 29
It's a compliment
kat12856 4
I always make people feel bad for outwardly judging others. Whether they assumed right or not. It's rude and I always make sure to shoot them down. Even if means I have to lie.
kat12856 4
Amen(:
VioletRaven1 8
Some people are right on her u should tell her your real age and tell her to ****** mind her own Buisness 4 all she nos u could have been ( don't take this to offensive cause it didn't happen 2 u ) raped
krisanda 5
Age means nothing when it comes to parenting. I was a first time mom at 18 and now at 25 have an amazing and very well behaved seven yr old. **** that nosey and judgmental old woman.
babeababe 16
Response "for your information ma'am, I'm 25! Maybe you should keep your old mouth shut!" I'm sure later on you'll be happy you look young though.
Suaria 38
Dude that sucks so much! It reminds me of my little sister. She is 11 years younger than me with same biological parents. Anyways, there have been a few times where we have been approached by ladies thinking I am her mother. Plus if I was pregnant I would be a teenage pregnancy but one thing my little sister has taught me is I am not ready to raise a baby nor have sex.
ElfVipBlackjack 3
Hey, take it as a compliment! You look young :)
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
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