Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
His loss. If he's not into you when you're wearing only lingerie, he has issues. And you don't need his validation to feel confident. You can wear it to put a smile on your own face instead. Get a full-length mirror, and remind yourself that you're gorgeous no matter what, and your partner is missing out on a fantastic woman.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
wel next time he wants to get laid just repeat to him what he said to you and if he forgets saying that remind him then go buy a toy show it to him with an evil smile and go lock yourself in your room. if he thinks he can't have you he will want you
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BurnInDemonFire 39
His loss. If he's not into you when you're wearing only lingerie, he has issues. And you don't need his validation to feel confident. You can wear it to put a smile on your own face instead. Get a full-length mirror, and remind yourself that you're gorgeous no matter what, and your partner is missing out on a fantastic woman.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
wel next time he wants to get laid just repeat to him what he said to you and if he forgets saying that remind him then go buy a toy show it to him with an evil smile and go lock yourself in your room. if he thinks he can't have you he will want you
tounces7 28
Which means staying with someone who is toxic just to get revenge on them...
ojosRojos 28
I don’t think that means he’s not attracted to you. Sometimes people just aren’t in the mood. It definitely doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have confidence! If your needs aren’t being met, talk to him about it. You deserve to feel good about yourself!
Chazzster 32
OP - Sorry that boyfriend was so insensitive. Be aware that for many men nothing is more alluring than naked - Lingerie often adds nothing except expense. On the other hand if you and he are into some fantasy like sexy maid or whatever then that might be more effective.
VanTufty 13
Lucky man that doesn’t appreciate what he has. Have words and ask him to dress up next time. See if he has ‘the confidence to do it’. ;)
Agent JPN 9
Now, if a man posted something similar there would be responses about how "she isn't your slave" and "all you men expecting a woman to ..... just because.....". But since it's a woman who posted it about her boyfriend it's all "what is wrong with him" and "you need to whip him into shape" etc...
Hangryko 32
You missed the point entirely. He was being an insensitive asshole about it instead of politely declining.
WeirdUS 30
Possibly just sick/and or tired just once twice doesn’t mean he’s not interested entirely. Maybe he’s stressed about family stuff or work