eviltwigster
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML
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mandark 9
Eh, I like a nice pair of legs.
DontModMeDammit 10
**** makes for a more interesting comment.
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mandark 9
Eh, I like a nice pair of legs.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Who doesn't? **** your stuff OP!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Who doesn't? At least your legs look nice, op. Be proud and **** your stuff!
DontModMeDammit 10
Would have been a better costume if you hadn't shaved. Then you could have said you were French.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
*strut
DontModMeDammit 10
**** makes for a more interesting comment.
BlanketHogger 0
Swimmers legs are all the riot.
juliaispink 1
Ur a very dedicated person! Take the compliments and run!
doctorhook86 25
Speaking as a man, I find many of the women I know just plain aren't very good at shaving--reducing stubble, cutting close, and so on. I'm guessing it's because guys get more practice...
Oreohugzpenny 4
At least it was convincing!
hutch66 13
19- Auto correct? Have you been sexting your girlfriend dirty words lately?
mikeofthunder 13
I think sexting dirty words to your girlfriend is ok, most fails come from people who accidentally (hopefully) do it to their mother
hunterfisher98 8
I shave my legs for major swim championships, for one party I'd say it's a bit overkill.
unknown_user5566 27
130- Why is it overkill? It grows back. It's not like OP went and got laser hair removal for a simple party.
cheefer 0
Pantyhose would have worked too. Seems like you just wanted to feel like a real woman. I don't blame you for that either. I want to sleep inside of you...
MerrikBarbarian 9
130- shaving legs is overkill? I'd love to know your response to my prep for costume contests where I cut and dye my hair, as well as pattern and sew the costume. I drop a small fortune on material too. Know why? Because its fun! It makes people smile seeing a fictional character come to life and accuracy helps that a lot.
Faff 20
ofcourse that is overkill. It obviously wasn't a dragqueenparty, so why try too hard? Dressing up as a girl with hairy legs (and a beard) is much funnier anyway.
wally1989 0
Wow so are you a cross dresser?
MathewBlack 14
Just for the night..
shjenn 7
yes, he's a complete cross dresser... oi
KM96 24
2# No ... It was a party. Don't make comments like that because it just shows immaturity and that you haven't read the FML correctly.
starwind3438 9
2, that makes absolutely zero sense. It was obvious that he was going to a costume party. SMH
BatteryAddict 11
-.-'
THE_A_TEEN 28
Faith in humanity slipping away.
Axipiter 24
At least you've got some left dude. Mine's spent.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm willing to share. How much do you need?
Axipiter 24
How much you got? I'll take 13 cc's, if you got it. Whatever you can spare, though!
wally1989 0
#14 take a Z-bar and a ****** joke
XKXKKXK 10
I think you're just trying to cover up your fail of a comment now.
funnytruth 0
Dat dum tiss
safaeita 32
That's so odd , and i wouldn't like a guy's shaved legs that would be too awkward
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Who cares what you do or don't like? It was for a themed party. Or were you hoping to score with OP?
bmkc4 1
No reason to be rude 42
dominic1221 6
No reason for #3 to be rude and make everything about her sexual preferences...
threer 30
There was another FML like this but with a female and unshaved legs. All of the comments spoke of how that's disgusting and they "wouldn't bang that" yet almost no one was criticized..
airforce987 20
At least you know you could make a great tranny
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Is that really something you want to know?
airforce987 20
58 - *oh stop it, you!*
KittyKatGirl 15
I don;t know if you know this or not, but Tranny is considered a slur by a majority of the Transgendered community.
HerrBawl 4
Of course, it could be referring to transvestite instead. Ya know, as in a guy who wears womens clothes or vice-versa.
zombiejombie 0
I would rather have a boyfriend who shaves his legs than to have a boyfriend whose leg hair blows with the wind.
iKendall 3
That's a drag queen you idiot
PeteyPablo12308 20
A transvestite is someone who dresses as the opposite sex for their everyday life. I'm a drag queen, and it's only for show and performance.
Nbrandwine 7
At least you have nice legs now?
astoryofroses 9
it's better than what happened to a friend of mine. he had to WAX his legs for a play. since you only shaved them the hair will soon grow back OP
tennislove11 2
three words O.M.G that is C.R.a.z.Y
PerfectMistakes 8
That's four words.
jkillz_it 7
six if you count o.m.g as oh my gosh.
KiddNYC1O 22
Technically, six. Edit: 20 was quicker.
Fml_FTW228 10
Technically 2 words and 2 acronyms.
LO388 7
30 - Well, one acronym and one word that unnecessarily has periods placed throughout it.
ObsessedWithGays 7
Actually, technically it's 3 words and 1 acronym. C.r.a.z.y doesn't stand for anything. She apparently just felt the need to type like an idiot.
The_Thinker 18
And no PR marketers approached you for a Veet endorsement that night? Shame, OP, you seem like a very smooth guy.
KiddNYC1O 22
This could go so many ways.
science_nerd 5
It's oh my god or are you one of those don't take the lords name in vain types or which btw I didnt
ladiesman219 4
But here's my number, so call me maybe.
FuckYourProblems 6
If you count the, "three words" part, it's five words and one acronym.
CanadianChickie 9
Did you win best costume?
CoconutOil 7
He won "best legs" probably.
onlychildFTW 34
Well he should have. It's a lot of commitment to shave your legs. I've never done it. I only shave armpit hair. That stuffs nasty.
MsConfusedd 27
You shaved your legs just for a party???
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
OP should have worn panty hose or tights or something...
TheDrifter 24
Panty hose and hairy legs? That's just wrong.
Meghanlamar 5
That sounds mean
Mioko_fml 6
113... Your profile pic creeps me out in every way.
cheetahbaby96 8
126- I seriously can't stop laughing right now! That's so jacked... Oh my! Ahahahaha!
tnlander 20
His coming out party?
Arrawyn 12
How many people asked you why you didn't get dressed up?
Abbyybba 0
Well... This is why straight men probably shouldn't dress as women. You find out all sorts of things u would rather not know.
TheDrifter 24
But this is valuable info to have when rockin the speedo at your local beach.
Emily9352 13
And why is it okay for gay men to dress as women, but not straight men...? Live and let live, god damn.