Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
SarahFailsXD 0
Or you should of said "16? I'm 13." That would of got her mad. and it's good you look young tbh :D (I look under my age too.)
abbiesaprincess 0
how is that bad? someone thought u were 9 years younger
msmichelle83 0
some asshole did that to me when I was 24. stupid people.
hawtchick111 0
that's a complement!
Melotini 0
it happens to me often! people think im 15 but im 23.. u should take it as a compliment!. you will look younger then ur real age, for the rest of ur life!
life2007 0
i wouldve told her I was 25 then thanked her that she thought I was so young and also called her a bitch for assuming my age.
TehLazyBoy 0
Good news, you look young.
dublove05 8
tell her to shut the f**k up and mind her own damn business
dublove05 8
tell her to shut the f**k up and mind her own damn business
rottentomatoes 7
so, you look young.. oh noes!