Juancames3
Saboteur!
Today, after spending all night packing for my 5am flight to Brazil, my cat peed all over my open suitcase. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tidy your room
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
mav3rick91
United States
I'm gonna be late
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
tal
France
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
onlyslightly
United States
Hard to beat
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
tessamarque
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bartlesville, United States
This is mine now
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Cat Piss
Lavon, United States
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Catpiss
San Bernardino, United States
Cheers!
Today, I finished filling the pages in my passport. Also today, my mom's cat urinated on my backpack, soaking my passport with rancid pee. I have visas that last 10 years and can't be moved to a new passport, so I have to keep this nostril-burning booklet. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
You should thank your cat. There's nothing worse than flying overseas only to realise you forgot the cat piss.
Donut_Wizard 23
Just reminding you who’s in charge.
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Dave_Davington 34
You should thank your cat. There's nothing worse than flying overseas only to realise you forgot the cat piss.
Donut_Wizard 23
Just reminding you who’s in charge.
RichardPencil 32
I’ve heard Brazil smells like cat pee, so you’ll fit right in.
RichardPencil 32
I do dozens of things all day. There are only 2 or 3 FMLs a day now, so it only consumes a few minutes to comment on them as they come up.
blue_ecureuil 20
That was not nice, sir :(
RichardPencil 32
Calm down, I was just kidding!
pjsr 33
That’s what I do if one of my family goes on a trip without me
tranced_ 45
Aww that's such a cute gesture from your cat, a goodbye piss in ur case :3
1gullible_bugger 34
Should have closed the luggage and put it away.
Lobby_Bee 18
Don't think of it as cat piss, think of it as pussy juice! Yeah, that doesn't help at all, I know.
Vita_1 30
You kinda deserved it for packing the night of. Learn to do things ahead of time!
chubbear 14
Yeah no
PorchKitty 16
The night before IS doing it ahead of time! The only way to categorically ensure cat-free and cat-pee-free luggage is to pack 20 minutes before heading to the airport, and put the suitcase into the car immediately.
Davros 12
That should be fun with the drug sniffing dogs at customs.
Cashmoney9000 6
shouldn't have a cat
chubbear 14
Yeah ok, whatever