Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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Doortje 30
Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.
cupcakegirl93 8
Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!
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Comments (167)
jahshuwa 0
ew, but please don't stop. hahaha
jkemp1984 10
Either you're doing it wrong or he's a closet homosexual. I'm gonna go with the latter.
sunlovinmama 1
you are trying too hard. that's not sexy. just be yourself and respond to him when he makes advances. if he wanted a slutty ***** he probably wouldn't be dating you so talents as a compliment
kaykay20 0
What's so slutty about her wanting to get it on with her boyfriend? Seems pretty natural to me for the girl to make the first move every now and then if she's currently in the mood and he's not.
paleontologist 8
Oh lord. Only "slutty ******" send their partners dirty texts? What the ****, seriously. So many people do it. Just because you don't find dirty texts a turn-on doesn't mean everyone else doesn't as well. Having sex/being horny/doing sexual things for your partner != slutty *****. I'm ******* embarrassed for you.
ReynshineCutting 10
Some people do see things like "I want your throbbing hard **** right now" as slutty. You guys posted your side, that you think it's not slutty. But there are some of us out there that think it is. Maybe OPs boyfriend is one of us.
Petunia888 13
151-a sentence like that can be sexy if it's coming from your significant other. A stranger texting that would be kinda creepy. But yeah, you're right, some people don't respond the same to that. I can respect people that don't think the same way as I do. I also agree with the person that posted the original comment (forgot the number).
ShadowedHuman 5
you've got a gay!
ugotjewed 0
she was trying to use her mobile shout out in the fake cash cab and the cab driver was a getting a little to involved
furmum69 5
If I give you my number can you send them to me? hahhahaha jokes cheating is horrible.
Vetselm 12
lol XD
thatarabkid 7
Stop dating him then. Coincidentally, my numbers 555-555...
Petunia888 13
Next time, wait until the day you see him. Text something like, "I wanna make love to you (****, have sex with, etc)". Then if he asks you to elaborate, do so. It could be possible he was with friends the day you kept texting him, and you embarrassed him. Or like someone else said, maybe you were trying too hard and it seemed like something atypical to your personality. I have to disagree with the people that say he's gay, though. OP-I really think you're doing it wrong. When you send a dirty text, you should mean it...if you're just doing it to turn on your partner, then that's probably how it'll look to him, which is not sexy. Be sexy OP!
mchakkiwala 0
you're an experienced one
ReaPete 0
As just some random guy, I think that's a beautiful comment. Cheap come-ons can be confusing, to say the least.
oknow21 0
that's ****** up kik me oknow21