Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
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Top comments
Jimster1712 0
maybe they went to the party
Doortje 30
Either you took hours to get ready, or your parents have early onset Alzheimer's. I mean seriously, the whole point of that dinner was to cheer YOU up.
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Comments (119)
Jimster1712 0
maybe they went to the party
supernerd352 7
everyone will read this comment muhahahahaha
DropDead77 11
And probably give you a thumbs down ?
nikki9tails 3
and drop dead got the first thumbs down lol
Angi95 3
why is this person sad you have the whole house to yourself this is when I would start taking my revenge. Dont get mad get even.
Henneryy 2
I Would Go To The Party Hey ! Im Already Dresses Up !
Henneryy 2
Mistake*** You're Already Dresses Up .
DropDead77 11
18 - good one..
sandi315 0
wow 1 I never laughed that hard to a comment before
MissAwesomeness 4
wow. fyl indeed. but I hope you feel better...
WIZchild 0
OH NO!!!! whatever shall you do?!!
kings1fan 6
You snooze you lose!!
F0xyTurtle 8
Troll much?
kikidi 6
You snooze you lose, eh?
currychicken 4
how come you couldn't make it for the party yet free for dinner?
GuessWhatKids 13
Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, the party was SOMETIME ELSE! :O crazy proposition right?
edogy 0
u made me laugh ^
NoodleBurger 0
you're clearly just not important. lollll
Mysanitywins 10
Fail.
StudMuffinette 17
yeah poor unimportant op
Livinia 11
Forever alone.
kings1fan 6
Your about me page made me laugh!
erocketship 0
your ugly ass is forever alone Lol
DocBastard 40
erocketship - You may only say "lol" if what you said is funny. Unfortunately, what you said is A) not funny and B) not true. May I suggest you end your future comments with "I'm a raging cockbandit"? That would be much closer to the truth. I do this for you because I care.
Gnarlltrugg 0
it's also funny because she specifically says in her 'about me' page to message her if you want to say something to her. ****** idiots.
kings1fan 6
a gnarl sorry to piss you off hahah a'm new to this app and don't know how to message someone.
Freeze_fml 17
You think they forgot about you.
starsfan_9 7
holy shit, really?! I suppose the evidence does suggest that eh?
Doortje 30
Either you took hours to get ready, or your parents have early onset Alzheimer's. I mean seriously, the whole point of that dinner was to cheer YOU up.
jessiebelle90 0
or so they said..
StudMuffinette 17
or op was being bitchy about not going to the party so they left without her
gamerhead 3
Worst parents ever....,
gamerhead 3
Worst parents ever....,