Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
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Top comments
dudeutookhrs 24
It was you, wasn't it??
Avi8r 22
I wonder how many people and gonna try to make "the pun"
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Comments (57)
mfreeeee 20
Sounds like a shit day
rich443 22
sounds like a shitty day* if your gonna be down voted, at least say it right
tj4234 36
#25. *you're
The_ghetto_mango 25
#25- you have been roasted. High five to #32
alexanderjoe10 17
Kids don't know better, but FYL.
dudeutookhrs 24
It was you, wasn't it??
PePziNL 20
It would be so funny if OP followed up and said "The janitor."
LPac5295 27
Better wash him up so he doesn't get sick! But that is wicked gross so sorry that happened. Kids do the darndest things.
Steve97 32
At least the kid was happy fyl though working at a day care can be a tough and gross job >.
may14th 26
Oh the joys of working with children.
slackattack21 11
shitty situation, sorry OP
bubblemania 16
Gotta love kids ?
WCARlover 35
if you work at a daycare it's pretty much guaranteed that some crap is gonna go down..sorry you're the one who had to deal with it though!
gamermonster 34
The only shit pun that went unnoticed. Good job :)
tranced_ 45
apparently he has a thing for you!