Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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Doortje 30
Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.
cupcakegirl93 8
Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!
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Comments (167)
ElainaCutsYou 0
REJECTION!!!!!
ReynshineCutting 10
Not all guys like sexting or dirty anything regarding sex. That doesn't mean anything's wrong or that he's gay. It means he sees sex as something more than ******* and getting off. We don't know enough details about OP and her man to know if there's a problem or this is the normal part of almost all relationships. One person in a relationship always has lower desire than the other, and studies show it's 50-50% between men and women so yes men have a lower sex drive just as often as women.
holakittylover 0
nice one!
ninjaghost2013 0
see another guy who doesn't think about sex honestly how can u girls complain u hate us for wanting sex and u hate it when a guy doesn't want sex make up your minds!
Jakeraptor 0
maybe you're a pig. Ewww
kaykay20 0
Don't see how wanting to have sex with her significant other makes her a pig.
ReynshineCutting 10
It's not the wanting to have sex, it's the dirty sexting (or dirty anything sexual for that matter) that could make her a pig to some (like perhaps her boyfriend).
kaykay20 0
You should call and see what grossed him out and ask what will get him wanting to have sex. Nothing wrong with communicating about it if your having trouble.
ALEXLASFLA 0
either he's gay or ur just really ugly
MareNostrum 0
You must have sent some really kinky shit.
AznShadowWc 9
you try too hard
diceplaya 12
Remember to always double check when sexting, because I have heard too many cases of sexting the wrong person. Which is also what OP moght have done.