Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.
cupcakegirl93 8
Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!
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Comments (167)
wordnerd42 0
Girls turn down guys' sexual advances all the time, even those of their own boyfriend, but when a guy turns down a girls sexual advances, it's suddenly an FML? I've seen too many like this, and it makes me want to speak up and say not every guy wants to be a piece of meat at any given time, just like not every girl wants to be seen for just their body. There's more to everyone; don't whine to the Internet whenever you advance at the wrong time.
bettyc4 26
what is he 12??
hateevryone 15
maybe he doesn't like sexting. or maybe you wasn't saying the right things ;)
diceplaya 12
might*
gigi03 5
I think your bf is gay.
leggoo 0
hit the gym shrek look a like
boobahs 0
you can send them to me....
anniexd92 3
either he is gay or he has someone else but he says eww then you should look for someone else :D
aliciavincent 0
Move on, sweetie! He's not into you or Gay!!!