Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML
Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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Top comments
girliekins123 0
That's so gross...
annamei 16
So did you let her smell it? :p
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Comments (190)
girliekins123 0
That's so gross...
RandomBlackMan 0
Why? I do that to my bro all the time.
ScaughtieHolden 11
It's not an FML because Op's mom is a freak, it's an FML because she's going to find out that op was the one who farted!
EvilPotato 15
I think that went a little to far.
fthislyfe 22
I and my brother do that all the time...You're not alone
zombicidal 11
simply inform your mom that you don't wear underwear and it all good
Keyman1212 14
49- you smell your brother's underwear?! Your brother smells your panties?!?!? O.o that's some ****** up shit right there.
MattBC97 4
steers & queers...
Justforlolz 14
More like "**** Her Life(FHL) when she smells them and realizes that you did indeed fart.
rallets 23
smells fishy to me
abbyelizabeth 9
No matter how you put it, this situation is seriously effed up.
rallets 23
how else could you put it that it WOULDNT be effed up?
abbyelizabeth 9
......seriously?
FarSide 23
You should have pinched off a tiny turd in your drawers and then stuck them in her face.
OreoKami 0
:o
CanadianPuckHead 4
Ur moms ******
FMMFL1992 3
smell her underwear
yadisingh 5
49. I'm no grammar nazi... but... I and my brother?
tittymagic 0
Smell her snow trail, oh wait.
annamei 16
So did you let her smell it? :p
indielove 13
Is that even possible to detect the smell minutes later?
storyofthemonth 0
So, was it you?
ItsTheKing 10
^ holy..... Wait till soty sees this.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Holy Shiznit. :o
NotAPedo 0
Must've been. Mommy's always right
bigguy123456 2
Weird man..
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Give her a Dutch oven
NickyK 25
I agree ^^
ripjohnlennon 5
I miss yu-gi-oh
rottentomatoes 7
I'm Dutch. What's a Dutch oven?
tktom7 6
It's when you fart in bed and hold her head under the blanket according to urban dictionary...
denvan 0
You should've ripped one and handed it to her to smell your underwear. Asked her what you had for lunch?
1958x 6
That's pretty weird...
Jovecove 13
^ Hotty.
SA23 0
Ya that is weird.
scrappy23 4
Whatever floats your boat i guess. lol
marinus_fml 20
Fart doesn't linger in your jocks forever.
bigguy123456 2
Nice pic.. Cept im more ripped..
MissMittens 0
marinus has a hotter tan ;) yummm
koekj 6
Well.. Did you fart?
Ames19 6
Rofl! Did you let her smell it... Maybe your mom is gulilty over this make you embarrassment yourself...
Bbhd05 0
Ahh sentence structure for the win?
yadisingh 5
... What?
sheethapins 13
*sniff* When did we have tuna salad?
crazychick1269 7
haha!!
lindseyluvszac 4
No mom you will not, I repeat, WILL NOT smell my underwear. That's crossing too many lines
KiddNYC1O 22
Tan lines among other.
Confuciussay 6
Well, maybe she's a habitual line stepper.
whited666 0
Like the panty line!