Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Beautiful
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
blaze
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
bad poet
Millerton, United States
National bard
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
jemma
Canada
Love is…
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Headless
Lyngby, Denmark
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
marie
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
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my_fml_account 2
roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you
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Comments (169)
boba123 0
You mean ex-boyfriend^^
freudianego 0
Ag shame. Jou lewe is gefok.
v1kt4r 13
you mean your mean ex-boyfriend :)
taylipn 0
slack
AnaMaree 0
bop
WannabeMD 0
Violets are blue; Your life sucks Take my cue: Forget that---jerk.
rukusrazor 0
Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...
my_fml_account 2
roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you
Sun_Kissed18 25
I lol'd :) nicee
adelaide_evening 0
At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?" I love The Soup.
sucktobeyou 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Michael Jackson is dead, and the next one will be you.
11colio11 4
roses are red violets are blue dating was fun but **** you sideways
ReXxXy17 0
haha, that's hilarious
Bloodknight 22
How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?
fxdxhk90 0
Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?
cradle6 13
I have a better one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.
kellandj2019 7
SO OLD
Jpster 0
OOOOHHHHHHH that was to the point
TriniRockStar 0
key his car and put lipstick on his windows
my_fml_account 2
Psycho much?
netfreak 0
make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that
Exhumed 0
l0l
whoabiach 0
#8 thats just taking it too far.... ******* up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY
lolhaha118118 0
seriously, key his car and put a banana in the exhaust
Intellectualist 0
**** that, put a banana up his arse.
amrybarczyk03 0
Potatoes work better in the exhaust.
lenasaur 0
potatoes work better up the ass too
A83_fml 18
big lol here!
fylahole 0
its just a nationwide assblast
WartsG 0
Ah haha, must have been a jock
WartsG 0
i'm sure the gay pride parade wouldn't mind
b0ss42nine 0
fill the muffler full of rocks...
aback 5
He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you
Intoxicunt 6
WIN.