Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"I'll take the grounding, thanks. I think our bond is as strong as it needs to be."
Ghostrui 31
Is there someone you can talk to about this? I mean, it'd be one thing if the whole family was totally cool with this, but to force your kids into becoming a nudist, grounding those who don't want to sounds...lack for a better word, abusive.
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Ghostrui 31
Is there someone you can talk to about this? I mean, it'd be one thing if the whole family was totally cool with this, but to force your kids into becoming a nudist, grounding those who don't want to sounds...lack for a better word, abusive.
Ghetis 396 11
CPS
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I'll take the grounding, thanks. I think our bond is as strong as it needs to be."
Phillycheeze 20
Your mom needs to up her meds.
d3rpb0t 10
Oh she can be grounded too... by CPS.
ViviMage 40
^This. My dad's family often couldn't pay for air conditioning so they would go around in their underpants (Leanne was ok to wear a bra). To some people this IS nudity. I think of nudity as no clothes on at all over parts that matter. That was a practical way to deal with heat in the summer. But no one was forcing/grounding anyone.
Charlie Given 28
Ya your mom needs the men in white jackets to pay her a visit (if you're too young to understand what that means it means to go to the Looney Bin) 😄
RichardPencil 32
Aren’t you kind of grounded either way? If you walk around nude all the time, you really can’t leave the house.
Johnny5 16
I read it as naked whenever they are at home. Meaning they can get dressed and leave but then naked as soon as they get back home.
protoskore 27
I have a solution, but it's a bit disgusting. plan ahead with your siblings. agree and then don't fully wipe after #2s... after a day of skid-marks on the furniture your mom will probably scrub the idea forever.
MidnaLink 35
That’s actually brilliant. They’ve technically participated, so no grounding, and the idea goes out the door very quickly.
storm74 9
wear a towel or a blanket. technically still nude.
Glowworm56 27
The topic of nudity generally leaves me feeling cold.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't worry. I'll warm you up. *shoves you into a furnace* That better?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Here's what you do: You ignore her and just walk out. I mean what's she gonna do? Run after you naked?