Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Top comments
gatorsxrule 0
lol I can see myself doin that
slack3r9 0
what can you say? bacon is just THAT good
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Comments (249)
gatorsxrule 0
lol I can see myself doin that
iamjtsocool 0
Women just don't understand. I'd do the same thing.. bacon, beer, cars, women are things we need to make a great day.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
Big deal. get over yourself
iKaite 0
I just fell out of my chair from Lol'ing so much.
AMMM 0
Yeeaah... It's a guy thing. I'm a girl and I get that. What do you expect? It's not FML.
KrAzEdMaNiAc 0
DAMN RIGHT! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BACON LADY?! BACON DON'T COMPLAIN.
Briannaaa 0
LMFAO, You Should've Been Like "Baby you can wrap ME in Bacon :) "
xero_art 0
you should have felt happy that he was allowing you to kiss him when he obv had more important things to do...looks like you've got a keeper there
TysonFawlay 0
Tbh I'm not sure I would want to wrap her in bacon. There is situations where bacon DOESN'T fit, as well. :|
gothymama 0
LOL, that's what I would've said!!!
originalkermit 0
I know... seriously. This should be an epic win!!
nuccalo 0
ha ur bf FTW
swaggintothamax 0
name 3
anon2468 0
sounds like my boyfriend.. lol. he wouldn't interrupt somethin like that with bacon though.
liekWTFmang 0
ROFL that sucks for you :/
Ilovelife07 0
mmmm bacon http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-dispenser.jpg
smirnoff1695 0
Yumm!! Check out epic meal time, they have the greatest ideas
MamaCita1633 0
That sucks, maybe he was just bored o_o
lovexcheer33 0
agreed.
slack3r9 0
what can you say? bacon is just THAT good
MattM95 16
I agree #4. Bacon is pretty dam delicious, I swear it's addictive.
cherlana32 0
Bacon is one of the greatest things in the world, so I really can't blame him. :)
dowhatiwant 0
agreed
bezach 0
god made bacon to make up for ugly women.
Cormophyte 0
The real FML would be if he failed to find anything to wrap with bacon. Bacon should be a food group :(
murderoticadam 0
Lmao, nice.
DangerousBabee 0
He might wanna wrap YOU in bacon Mmmm C[=
TheUnnamedOne 0
Lmao!!
Syn_fml 0
Mmm....bacon.
Javokdin 0
YDI for thinking you're better than bacon.
SP63_fml 0
I concur.
katelynmarie 0
Lmao, number 10 owns. =]
Yagamiii 0
LMFAO you rule #10 :')))
swaggintothamax 0
the magical animal that provides us with pork chops, bacon, and sausage mmmmmmm
yuZj 0
u got yourself a good man. bacon recipes? oh man, dont ever let him go.