Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until I realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Today, I was running late for work and sprinted to catch the bus. As I got on, panting heavily, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. The driver gave me a pity look and let me ride for free. I thanked him and sat down, only to discover I was on the wrong bus, heading in the opposite direction. FML
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Top comments
jrsl 2
This is why in Canada we have Loonies and Toonies (;
dancer_is_hawt 3
I still don't understand why people blindly reach into their wallets and give people money without checking. That's a stupid move.
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Comments (127)
jrsl 2
This is why in Canada we have Loonies and Toonies (;
Korill 3
Different coloured notes ftw
TheWhiteBunny 3
What 3 said.
luvtheknot 6
but wouldn't the bus driver notice and say something
PLPrincess 8
I was going to say colours. but yes rookies and loonies work too!
PLPrincess 8
loonies and toonies. autocorrect sometimes sucks.
hahaalolz 0
24, bus drivers are the scabbiest bastards ever, (apart from taxi drivers) ofcourse he didn't say anything lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
Notes are different colours in the United States, too.
crazimami 0
Actually - the money doesn't go to the bus driver it goes in a little machine so s/he wasn't paying any attention
TheWhiteDemon 0
looks like hes paid for the next 400 people to take the bus already, does that make him a hero
fricknugget 3
WOOT WOOT EH!
KingDingALing 9
The OP got the two bills from working at the strip club.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wow, I missed all the good stuff in this one. >.<
anorexicbarbie 8
It was basically all the canadians/brits/europeans in general saying we're inferior because they have colored bills and we don't.
looserdevars 1
amen!
midoriMentality 11
Yes, that's exactly why I love canadian money, that and lack of play doh smell :)
cbroxs17 0
wow. Twelve moderated comments in one thread. Wait 2 minutes and this will be moderated to.
Dillon000 3
there's like 10 comment moderateds in a row....shit kid btw, sucks to be u OP
Masenko7 12
hahaha funny how once someone mentions canada theres 15 moderated comments after.. they must've been complimenting the country?
Sirin_fml 47
Yes, it's an unforgivable offense! Though it was more due to off-thread-topic comments in reality.
alyssydoll 0
lmaoo
mars112 0
Canada!
neversayYES 0
I love Canada .. so much nicer than the states
neversayYES 0
oh Canada!
EffinAhole 0
man... have the mods become more strict in the past couple weeks? op- you totally deserve it for not paying better attention when you knew you had hundreds in there.
elrusso 0
Not only are the notes clearly different colours in the UK (green, orange, blue and red - £5 to £50) but their sizes are noticeably different too. it's impossible to confuse them.
Elixa 0
Canadian girls give the best head ;)
PLPrincess 8
the comment moderated were about how awesome loonies and toonies are. I'm not sure why they are moderated. q
honestlyWTF 1
lie
Mirorbo 27
There's no way to open that box until the end of the day either...you're screwed...pay attention next time, darling. It only takes a few seconds to look at the number on the bills.
12596 0
damn 1's but the 0's should have been obvious
Wirebiter 0
Hope you weren't planning on using anything invented in the last century for awhile.
pghv92 0
and have fun in the dark
InDenial 6
Yay for coloured bills and dollar coins in Australia!
Lucidium 0
Damn so many Aussies on FML :D +3
6969awesome 0
Aussies ftw woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
beautikill 4
agree!
hahaalolz 0
yeeeaaaaaaah AUSSIEE!!!
MissLizWolf 8
I'm an aussieeeee!(:
ifailplzinsultme 0
AMERICA!! But aussies are pretty smexi!
skullbashd 3
indenial you're in denial cuz Aussies only thing to cheer about is kangaroos
molil_4810 0
'you silly troll' ( quote by zdani ) :)
TheWhiteBunny 3
Just wondering if the US is the only country that doesn't colour it's bills. Anyone?
Wirebiter 0
Guess we should catch up on the retard-proofing.
PLPrincess 8
I heard somewhere that the colour makes it harder to counterfeit
ImaginaryFoe 1
The notes are differently coloured. The government can only do so much to protect idiots from themselves.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
notes in America are all green... aren't they? Last time I was there they were :// they all look the same! It's obviously not like here in Canada where we have a red 50 a green 20 a purple 10 a blue 5 and then the coins... So I guess they aren't doing a good job of idiot proofing ....
ImaginaryFoe 1
When was the last time you were in the United States? They all have a greenish background but the foreground has different colors for each bill.
Zero221 0
Wow, yes all the dollar bills in the US are green... i know it's amazing, isn't it?!?! *Sarcasm* But really who cares if it's all one color and not every color on the damn rainbow? There are different designs to every bill on the front and back depending on what type of dollar bill it is. That and there are #'s in the corners that clearly state the amount/worth of that dollar bill. And plus your on the Internet.. look the damn thing up on google or whatever the hell you use.
Wirebiter 0
I didn't realize Canada uses money imported from Parker brother's boardgames.
anorexicbarbie 8
A lot of buses take bills actually.
ellice17 3
you'd think america of all places would be one of the first to prevent this happening due to the large amount of retards like you living there. I mean seriously who doesn't look at the bills they're handing over when they know full well that there's a risk of giving away a 100
anorexicbarbie 8
Yeah? Well you have a funny accent.
hahaalolz 0
wtf, you can't even hear... not even gonna bother myself finishing that sentence. *facepalm*
ifailplzinsultme 0
Way to generalize an entire country! Ya we have some idiots in America (our government) but we don't have a large amount! UK has some idiots (government) too you know. Besides you have a funny accent, your opinion is invalid
nigalangelospizz 0
Right, the English from England have a funny English accent, not the Americans speaking someone else's language. Who's retarded now?
anorexicbarbie 8
Y'all are stupid!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's not "someone else's language", genius. English wasn't exactly an original language to begin with.
iampunk 0
Yeah. English comes from Latin, dumbass.
SettoFail 9
ahhhh I would die
zem5 0
your really cute
DocBastard 40
Pen, the only days I find Grammar Naziing easy are those ending in "day."
zem5 0
68, I'm not illiterate just because I forget an apostrophe in the word "you're" one time.
zem5 0
68, I'm not illiterate just because I forget an apostrophe in the word "you're" one time.
boatkicker 5
You didn't just forget the apostrophe, you forgot the "e" as well.
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
YDI for being American.
hahaalolz 0
lol high five!!