Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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gatorsxrule 0
lol I can see myself doin that
slack3r9 0
what can you say? bacon is just THAT good
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Comments (249)
xHaniffax 0
Erghhh I'm gagging at all these bacon comments *vomits a little bit in mouth* Whatever it was he was he was doing, it was obviously more important than kissing you or giving you his full attention so in that respect FYL but what a werido i'ts just bacon ERGHH
dogcopper 0
maybe he was looking to wrap you in bacon. gonna try that tonight with the wife. thanks!
MarissaGee 0
WTF?
drake_p 0
I need that app!
thatWOULD_happen 0
bahaha! aww i'm sorry =/ that sucks.....but very funny
Lambshanks 0
Am I missing something. Am I the only person who finds making out incredibly boring unless it is leading directly to sex?
hugzandkisses666 0
it seems nasty..i bet the other person's mouth tastes bad ..i bet some people get so into it, they lick each other's teeth and move their tongue all around and inside the other's mouth..i but they also try to remove the plaque with their tongue because they just feel so close to the other person omg now i'm laughing so hard picturing different ways people can make out
crazy_duck 0
Welcome to the iProduct Widow Support Group. We serve bacon-free stacks at break-time. At least my iAddicted boyfriend is a vegetarian...
Lounia_fml 8
Maybe it's the same guy that dreamed about bacon.. xD
ryanr21 0
i think hes hinting on what he wants for dinner- a baconator
Albedo667 5
meh its not that bad really, look on the bright side, your bf can multitask and he wasnt texting some other girl