Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
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Top comments
aliawesome 0
that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Ninjaface 0
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"
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Comments (102)
theonlyknownlink 0
XD That's actually kind of funny.
AcesAndEights 0
exactly... bacon kicks so much ass.
aliawesome 0
that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Z0mbieJ3sus 0
That's hilarious. Enjoy the little things.
Airch 9
rule #32.
Narzhul 0
Very romantic, he's a keeper right there. Just make sure you keep eating a lotta bacon every morning until you die or he'll run away ;o
Luckster 0
How's that not romantic?? O_o;;; Would you rather he be disgusted by your scent? I always find it cute when my boyfriend tries to match up my various scents throughout the day with foods he likes. Love how he always thinks pie when I just came out of the shower, and I use floral shampoos and soaps.
SneakyDeath 15
I do not see the problem here. Everyone loves bacon.
LissaMccracken 23
Except for vegetarians!
alicexox 0
"BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!" hahah little boy off wife swap, i love him
Asstazztic 8
u must be fat o_______________O good looking girl dont eat bacon, its too fattening lol
Luckster 0
You don't have to eat bacon to smell like it. The human body is very strange...especially when it comes to producing certain odors.
jchansfan 0
Technically he said tasted, not smelt.
unearnedrogue 0
Haha
LissaMccracken 23
This is the stupidest comment I have ever read! Seriously, I hope you don't have a girlfriend, and if you do I feel sorry for her.
Ninjaface 0
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"
Kervik 0
o_O!
Lizzyyy 6
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FMY_FYL 0
this would probably be funnier if I wasn't vegeterian XD but it's still awesome. like many other FML's, it just shows you that guys need to learn to think before speaking. still, if I were you I'd have just laughed my ass off. definitely not FML worthy.
LissaMccracken 23
How does it make it any less funny because you're a vegetarian?? That's really stupid.