Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
fetch boy..
Bellmore, United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Lisa87
United States
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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elmzp 1
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
TeddiursaBear 2
it may have just been a one time joke or maybe two time. Just see what he says and if it's a fetish good luck ;)
npnptracking 7
That's a pretty messed up fetish..
todethepandaXD 2
It could of been way worse. Might not have been the mouth...
The_Troller 14
I think I just found the cause of morning breath!
Jovecove 13
Does he enjoy kissing you?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Why'd you go through his pictures?
Bekll 31
Time to lock your door from now on. And get a new boyfriend.
Hansemans 17
Be sure to remember to change the lock or you may be in for a surprise.
Teehee2 0
Once dogs like the experience they might go for it again. be careful
XenaWP 6
Jeez! Quit falling asleep with dog treats in your mouth!
markrs 0
"You have a weird dog eating out my mouth fetish? Yeah? Well I have a Ive-cheated-on-you fetish"
markrs 0
"You have a weird dog eating out my mouth fetish? Yeah? Well I have a Ive-cheated-on-you fetish"
MagicallyFat 12
Time to accept the fact that your boyfriend is awesome
ZombieLoveA 0
I love your picture and username :D ahah my name is Xenna(x
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
HomeAl0ne 20
Ro-roh! Wonder what's on that video camera he keeps hidden behind the jar of peanut butter in his wardrobe?
calmyourself 7
Nom nom nom :)
homieskillet 0
Out of your 'mouth'? Well that's kinda unsanitary..
Shelta957 13
No DUH!!!
kenji212 8
Yeaah!! what was he thinking! Who knows where her mouth has been! :P
joecartoon2 2
Lol litterally
kaprookie 3
I once found **** starring an old asian guy and an old asian woman on my now ex girlfriends phone, be glad you didn't find that. I was and still am to this day, completely and utterly horrified.
mack_the_knife 3
Must have brought you some pleasant dreams at the time though?
TeddiursaBear 2
phew when i started reading that Ithought it was going in another direction. Time to get my mind out of the gutter.
GameOver008 1
Don't u mean french kissing?
raphanne_fml 33
If you French kiss like this, you're doing it wrong! We don't kiss like this! Merci! :)
Buttsexpirate 9
Seems like OP's *puts on sunglasses* Gone to the dogs! Yaaaaaaaasaah!
je_suis_fml 11
*snatches sunglasses and light 'em on fire*
Buttsexpirate 9
*grabs burnt shades* it's ok, it's ok. I'll wear you later. I'll wear you later!!! *runs off to cry in the corner*