Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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gatorsxrule 0
lol I can see myself doin that
slack3r9 0
what can you say? bacon is just THAT good
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Comments (249)
Key_of_Heart 0
LOL! thts so funny/cute. MEN >_>
jason0 2
Its not your fault, you can't compete with bacon cuz its too good
Colby_Colbert 0
lol #65 me2!!!!
eilizlol 0
My cholesterol just went up reading this.. Bacon's ******* disgusting. Goes way over the 10% fat calorie limit and has lots of cholesterol.. Good luck with them heart attacks.
blueknight1st 26
Shut the **** up #77. I'm really sick of the health police trying to tell people what they should and shouldn't eat. Go back to eating your disgusting bull shit health food and leave us to eat what we want. A well balanced diet has room even for 4 strips of bacon (per day if you so choose). Just get some exercise and you will be fine.
eilizlol 0
Hey you fat sack of shit. I'm really sick with the fat asses who put disgusting crap in their body while the rest of humanity has to look at them. Now take the dick out of your mouth that you love to suck on and know that healthy food is very good for the body and is great tasting. Now go eat your green ******* beans.
blueknight1st 26
Didn't I tell you to shut the **** up? I guess I hurt you feeling making fun of you bull shit healt food that tastes like buffalo shit. Go to hell food Nazi.
Gculk 1
I eat bacon and I'm a high performing athelete. Stop being a pussy and let people eat what they want.
SpaghettiCat 0
People, people. Let's all just chill out and eat some bacon. :)
qwertification 0
i concur BACON and i can so see my friend doing that and to the health police he is THIN
thrawg 0
this 1 made me lol
teebonehead 0
Was your clit on the list ?
OCChef 0
maybe you remind him of a pig...
tehee 0
Haha your boyfriend is effing funny! Don't get b/w a boy and his bacon :)
laroxurfingworld 0
that's pretty skilled on his part. lol
Chaoleo 0
maybe the thought of bacon turns him on.