Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
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Top comments
Liimitless 6
She can work late nights stripping?
notsorandomguy 18
First off, the OP just said that the very reason they're NOT kicking her out is because she's their mother. Secondly, stfu, because the parents decide to have the baby, not the child, AND they have less taxes
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Comments (184)
chickie22 0
That sucks :/
WCARlover 35
Oh my goodness can you think of nothing better to write than "that sucks"? We obviously already know it sucks hence its existence in FML
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Geez, you're on a roll with catching people who leave stupid comments.
WCARlover 35
Lmao I comment on like every one I see just cuz it irks me :p
GrammaticalNazi 2
She supported you for at least 18 years, it's time to return the favor.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Quite a task you are taking on! I wish you luck.
WCARlover 35
Haha thank you...it has indeed proven to be more difficult than I thought
ppeanutbutter 1
no shit sherlock...
Skywalkaz 0
OP, how old are you? If you're above 30 kick her ass out! She needs to learn she can't mooch off you.
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
Considering she literally and metaphorically suckled the tit of her mom in order to survive. I don't know about you (52) but I wouldn't kick my Mom out.
The_Weirdo 10
My parents dumped me with my grandparents, and sent me to an orphanage after they died...I would tell my mom to get the **** out.
GovernorGeneral 8
80 you dunno if its a she :L And what the heck it doesn't suck that much. She ******* raised you an paid for your dman bills and all. Now its your turn mofo >:U Stop comlaining.
GovernorGeneral 8
But your parents died.....how can they have dumped you if theyd died. And im sorry to hear that.
The_Weirdo 10
No, my parents didn't want to take care of me after my grandparents died. My actual parents are still alive. Sorry for the confusion.
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
Ok 97 he/she ._. and 100 (even though you're the same person) I think 96 meant when his grandparents passed away, that was when he went to the orphanage... that's so sad. :( You have lived a hard, struggle-filled life 96 and I'm sure you'll be rewarded somehow in the future.
J9ssica 13
mines didn't, I would kick my mom out in a heartbeat
CheckMyProfile 17
97-what kind of parents do you have?!! :'(
GovernorGeneral 8
Oh im so sorry T.T I feel like a dumbass now
GovernorGeneral 8
Im also sorry for my confusion cause after i said '80 you dont know if its a she' i meant the rest for OP. soorrryyyy~ ^^
GovernorGeneral 8
124 - i have good lovable parents thank you for asking. Lol. Even though theyre strict :P
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
I love my mom! Sucks though you need to pay for everything but hey! Lottery is always an option :)
thiscrazything 1
To 123. It's simple, it's called karma. Good people are always rewarded. You and I may never see it, but truly, it does happen. All the good you do in this life, will come back to you. That said, it goes the same for evil people.... It will always come back to them in one form or another.
UnknownyMous 5
No, her parents dumped her in an orphanage when her grandparents died. Do you get it now?
The_Weirdo 10
Her? Do I look like a girl?
herrobear 0
When you have a child, you have a responsibility to take care of them. When pure child has a child, it is their responsibility to care of it. It is not your child's responsibility to take care of you, although, if you were nice they may do it anyways.
Sadist86 6
Send her to the retirement home.
Keyman1212 14
Don't send her to a retirement home, they cost thousands a month.
xbrit551 13
Plus many diseases.
sillyciara 6
I could never send anyone in my family to a retirement home. After my mom worked as a CNA in a local home, she begs that no matter what happens we never leave her there. Crazy shit goes on there guys.
SecretMe00 5
3-- u seem like a very interesting person. Very different views, wouldn't mind picking your brain.
GovernorGeneral 8
Why don't we send you to a retirement home =.=
Cathos 3
boo!
Liimitless 6
She can work late nights stripping?
GoW_Chick 15
Just don't go to "bring your kid to work day"
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao, brutal! Mom can't make the rent, so send her out stripping!? Nice.... (Wonder if Ron Jeremy kept his kid at home on career day too, GoW Chick. Kinda really hope so....)
stuffhappens223 7
Uhh eew it depends if shes got the body for it
Liimitless 6
It's a mom, chances are she's not got a body. Sorry to ruin your fantasy there.
Miss_Trejo 5
Well, I'm sure your mom had to pay all the bills when you were little... so its not that bad.
22jrdn55 15
Stole the words, right out of my mouth. OP, everything you spend on your mother, will be paid back to you by your kids.
Velhalv 12
Have you ever had to support your parents with the small amount of money you get when you're young? It's terrible and depressing.
ilovemyqt 1
Tell her to get a job
ohmandapants 17
Well, she took care of you for years before you were able to do so yourself...if you have the room, just get another roommate to help you out with the bills. Your mom will probably find another job...
ring13 0
no food water or electricity for her!!!
flockz 20
can she get wood for her coffin then? or for her spear to hunt stray animals?
GoW_Chick 15
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty"
flockz 20
"come to speary, yes that's it. bring rufus too, i know he's in there."
mztiffany 0
Always take care of your parents....remember you too one day will require care :)
GoW_Chick 15
Didn't they already require care when they were younger...?
GarciaSwaqgg 3
Despite I get pissed at my mom, I could never kick out her out. FYL
silentbutfunny 0
I would
Khalifa89 1
Hey she took care of you for 18 or more years off her incone so you should help her out too