Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
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bco12 0
#19, most juniors in college are about 21.
SuperTryan 0
lol cause females have larger hips so when they can cradle a baby when they're pregnant.. you can tell if a skeleton is a male or female. and most likely her teacher asked the students knew if it was a male or female.
Shadowflames420 0
awww. I'm sure the right guy will come around. Some guys actually like nice girls vs *****.
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
lesbian
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HalfBludPrincess 0
#13, in a male skeleton, the pubic bone is narrower and more heart-shaped. A female skeleton's pubic bone is wider and has more of an oval shape.
NoneOfTheAbove 0
Thats creepy
bco12 0
26, stfu. If she were a lesbian this wouldn't be an fml. Besides, most lesbians have dated men (including myself)
Geist_fml 0
Maybe thats an indication you should pay more attention to your social part of life?
pchands00 0
this is stupid. i'm sick of these FML's of people whining about never finding someone. thats not a FML, an fml is a horrible thing that happens that ***** with your life. not a sudden "realization" that your lonely. Today, i saw a couple holding hands, and i realized i didn't have a girlfriend and i felt sad. FML ^^^^Bad!!! Today, I was trying to save a lost puppy and the second i bent down to pick it up, a homeless man walked up to me and jizzed in my eye. FML ^^^ Better Enough with the sob stories already!