Today, my newly installed Ring doorbell captured crystal clear footage of my wife sucking off my brother on my porch. With sound. FML
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Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
Today, I found out that my soon-to-be ex-wife had installed a Ring front door camera. The way I found out was when the PowerPoint presentation I was supposed to present at work started with the footage of me taking my girlfriend to the house when my wife wasn’t around. The next slide said, “Call your lawyer.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
Today, I was blowing my husband when we heard that distinctive shutter noise, and we realised our daughter had taken a photo of us. Apparently, she meant to take a video because she knows a website where any kind of "spying on people having sex" video will earn her $50. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
(1) Save the footage securely - It will come in handy. (2) Divorce.
Joshua Red Crabtree 7
Sorry you have to go through that. it's gonna take a lot to recover from something like that. your wife and brother.. man some people just don't know the damage they're responsible for. selfish assholes..
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
(1) Save the footage securely - It will come in handy. (2) Divorce.
Joshua Red Crabtree 7
Sorry you have to go through that. it's gonna take a lot to recover from something like that. your wife and brother.. man some people just don't know the damage they're responsible for. selfish assholes..
Iifa 7
Oopsie daisy.... You now have footage right?! If its not an open relationship or some weird sharing partners between brothers I would walk away, and would produce the video as proof for divorce, and leave her with your brother. Let's hope brother isn't married? Must have been a great member to suck out on porch under camera. This cannot be accidental, like she knew there's a camera?? Keep it in the family I suppose
RichardPencil 32
Sell the footage to an amateur **** site. Use the proceeds to hire a team of aggressive divorce lawyers.
Vesi 30
That is called revenge **** and is illegal. I know you like to snark but might wanna avoid suggesting illegal activities.
Brightside86 31
I guess better to know but damn that sucks. Had to be intentional Ring door bells are freaking huge and have a light letting you know you're being recorded. Were you already mid messy divorce?