Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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knoxxx 22
Why would you take time out of guiding your tour to even say something like that? To show the potential students that if they go to your university they are going to be surrounded by a bunch of judgmental jerks?
123765 18
Ooh we got a fiesty one
5secondsofvvifi 21
There's a lot of things wrong here, starting with the fact you judged her on how she looked. So what if she wears ripped jeans and combat boots? A lot of people do. It's her choice if she wants to smoke, as long as she was in a designated smoking area I guess. I don't approve it, but I won't try to stop people or judge them for it. Also, she was definitely a bit rude, but I guess we all learned something today didn't we?
misspandamonium 27
And...who the hell are you to tell people how to dress and act? Sincerely, someone who owns combat boots and damaged jeans.
ThepurpleCow 19
She does not even have a dick. Because she is a she.
YellowKettleBell 31
Plot twist: it was a T student from the LGBT group.
fantasyworld 39
You aren't her parent so why do you care what she wears?
NeoTabu 11
Tbh you deserved it
valdania 18
Werd, mind your own business
YellowKettleBell 31
Tour guide = image gestapo
InkedGamer 9
YOU GOT OWNED BITCH!