Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Umm that's assault I hope ya tripped the bitch she deserved it 🙄😐😕😈
tounces7 28
I'm mostly curious how she managed to mace you while going up stairs and using crutches. I mean that sounds like some real talent there.
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Comments (12)
Charlie Given 28
Umm that's assault I hope ya tripped the bitch she deserved it 🙄😐😕😈
tounces7 28
I'm mostly curious how she managed to mace you while going up stairs and using crutches. I mean that sounds like some real talent there.
Boyufd 25
It’s a college, ya know where those “everything is rape” nut jobs are.
DraftHail614 17
Pretty much. Don't help women or else they'll accuse you some stupid shit that everyone will believe.
Tony Friddle 11
DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
awildwhisper 30
So....is the background story that you're the guy that put her in the crutches in the first place as a failed ploy to get her to "fall" for you ;p ? In all seriousness though I hope you reported this to campus police.
RichardPencil 32
Is that what the cool kids are calling purse-snatching these days? Shame on you for trying to rob a cripple! (Or differently-abled American, as the whippersnappers say.)
real life problems 26
Maybe the crip thought you were a blood
Mungolikecandy 19
I hope you put a complaint in about her regarding assault. A good job she did not have a gun.
dwight7476 11
That’s why she using crutches
Justin Allan Bannister 9
that's a spicey meatball!!!! press charges