Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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Top comments
youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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uhohitslisa2 20
You deserve it for judging a book by it's cover. Also something tells me she wasn't in a designated smoking area.
TogeBara 12
Everyone is saying OP deserves it, but she still looks like a horrible representation of the school's roster.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Your comment makes you seem like a horrible representation of a person.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Do you see what's wrong with what I just did there?
Ashfal 8
YDI for sure. Sounds like you were an uptight, judgmental, douche. And to act that way in front of a group of people?? You're cool and so much better than her....not.
alex_gen 39
For all you guys know, this school could be very elitist, and this image would make some feel uncomfortable. I don't care for the ripped jeans and absolutely hate smoking. Might be her choice, but anyone around her shares in the consequences. The combat boots sounds nice, though, like she's ready to kick some ass.
granCanyon 12
Oh the poor little things. Combat boots, ripped jeans and a cigarette. How traumatizing. I hope they are OK. Elitist school, proud parents, loved by every grandma in the neighborhood...Yes, those perfect children will probably end up graduating, getting their dream job, having a cute little perfect wife, a nice middle class house, perfect children...They'll live and then die. Like milllions of other perfect people like them. After a few generations they'll be completely forgotten. You don't change history by following the rules. History was made by rebels. People who didn't understand "you can"t do that" and "it's impossible".
tammyotool 7
Who the hell are u to tell someone how they should look? She has every right to dress how she wants and smoke if she wants ( yes. I know smoking is bad ) You deserved what you got.
ohishkabibble 21
Yeah, no, you -absolutely- deserved that one. You were being a judgmental asshole, sitting on your damn high horse and looking down your nose at someone who turned out to be (most likely) smarter than you are, and who was minding her own damn business before you got rude with her. I cannot stand pretentious dicks like you, and if I were in that tour group, I would've A) snickered, and B) reconsidered my college options, if your fellow students turned out to be as snotty as you are.
Thunderstruck14 30
Well that was rude. If you're gonna judge people, at least keep it to yourself.
stumpyj 10
Or you could mind your own damn business. YDI
ipw1130 9
SHE... Has a dick?
iwadasn 33
If she's a Presidential Scholar, she should be smart enough to know that that's not what you wear for a campus tour.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
She wasn't involved in the tour.