Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Top comments
betseyville 6
I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.
FreakHead 0
O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone
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Comments (75)
betseyville 6
I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.
mulisha52 0
your hot!!
kukitheaf 0
she's hot. :D
Mustardnight 3
Lol thats happened to me.
aeslehc_ 0
YDI for not closing the cabinet. Common sense.
bloodmonk115 3
ya that comment was fake and gay
allmidnighteyes 11
I don't know how a comment can be homosexual, but whatever works in your world.
JohnLovesFMLs 0
Go troll YouTube, sympathy is what this op needs.
azurablade 0
thirdies!!!
assvomit 0
what a load of shit.
swimspy 3
hahaha I did tht yesterday but my head then flew back knocking into my brothers head!
hypergal 1
omg I'm 6 anyway damn that sucks hardcore and I hate snickerdoodle she's annoying
chanellgymnast 17
You are adorableeeee:)
silasandseansfml 0
now what have you learned next time u open the cabnet be sure to close just like when women bitch about the toilet seat being left up it's called taking one second and do it yourself
Sheebz 0
i agree with #3, duh
aeslehc_ 0
snickerdoodles, its not trolling, its common sense to close a cabinet after you open it. Especially if the cabinet is obviously going to get in the way if its left open and they already have a headache.